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The Dexterian Republic of Bawkie

“yovaş fovaş oʐ vǐēj pretid uş uvaş musuf Fiyavis”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: the South Pacific

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Bawkie

Population13.125 billion

CapitalMezqurbha Dzifatfatbawqur
LeaderSasna Daisaharim
FaithDexterism

CurrencyBawk
Animalcat

The Dexterian Republic of Bawkie is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Sasna Daisaharim with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 13.125 billion Bawkiens are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mezqurbha Dzifatfatbawqur. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Bawkien economy, worth a remarkable 4,429 trillion Bawks a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 337,487 Bawks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians sweat as journalists scour internet archives for any mention of them, movie references are legally admissible in court, the sun now sets on the Bawkien Empire, and the government denies that it has an agency overseeing plausible deniability of black-ops agencies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bawkie's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dexterism.

Bawkie is ranked 74th in the world and 1st in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 294.65 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 40thMost Developed: 54thLongest Average Lifespans: 61stHealthiest Citizens: 63rdLowest Crime Rates: 74thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 106thSafest: 108thMost Pacifist: 117thBest Weather: 136thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 142ndMost Beautiful Environments: 253rdHighest Food Quality: 269thMost Inclusive: 323rdSmartest Citizens: 337thMost Compassionate Citizens: 415thLargest Governments: 433rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 439thNicest Citizens: 458thHighest Average Tax Rates: 507thMost Efficient Economies: 528thLeast Corrupt Governments: 565thMost Influential: 599thHighest Poor Incomes: 773rdMost Advanced Public Education: 777thLargest Information Technology Sector: 868thLargest Welfare Programs: 921stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 989thMost Cultured: 1,029thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,187thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,319thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,603rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,828thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,828thHighest Average Incomes: 1,957thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,399thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,402ndTop
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Highest Economic Output: 4,022ndMost Stationary: 11,422ndTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 16,617thMost Income Equality: 23,687thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 27,628th
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Lowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionSafest: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 9th in the regionNicest Citizens: 9th in the regionBest Weather: 9th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 10th in the regionMost Inclusive: 11th in the regionLargest Governments: 12th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 12th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 13th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 13th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14th in the regionMost Influential: 15th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 17th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 20th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 23rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 26th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 26th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 30th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 31st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 31st in the regionMost Cultured: 31st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 32nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 42nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 47th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 52nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 57th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 73rd in the regionMost Stationary: 209th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 307th in the regionLargest Populations: 309th in the regionMost Income Equality: 564th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 595th in the region

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