The United Provinces of Bayfront International Territory is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Parker Johnson with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.228 billion Bayfrontites enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Luchtstad. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Bayfrontite economy, worth 618 trillion Baybits a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 146,286 Baybits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Couples are discouraged from marrying until they can rank their partner on a scale of one to ten, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post, and scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Bayfront International Territory's national animal is the Firecrest, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bayfront International Territory is ranked 90,398^th in the world and 2^nd in 2022 RP Region for Nudest, with 175.25 cheeks per square mile.