The State of Bayre is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, complete lack of public education, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 21.385 billion Bayreans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, with Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.8%.

The very strong Bayrean economy, worth 586 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is 27,414 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 186,383 per year while the poor average 1,473, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary and Bayre has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Bayre's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bayre is ranked 337,179^th in the world and 693^rd in United States of America for Most Conservative, scoring zero on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.