The Sultanate of Bbodigamija is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Dedonot Makožoko VII with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, complete lack of public education, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.601 billion Bbodians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Education aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Topizim ᘜabam. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Bbodigamijan economy, worth 921 trillion Virtues a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 200,312 Virtues, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,440,954 per year while the poor average 8,969, a ratio of 160 to 1.

Dedonot Makožoko VII's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards, the only film released this month was "Prayervengers: Heresy War", people have to sneak out of the country in order to have sex, and it's said that a Bbodian always pays his debts with significant compounding. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Bbodigamija's national animal is the Hippopotamus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Topožo.

Bbodigamija is ranked 1,337^th in the world and 25^th in The East Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring 216.33 on the Scary Big Number Scale.