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The Beans on Toast of Beans on Toast 2

“Fascists Will Fear Beans on Toast”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: Memeland United

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Beans on Toast 2

Population6.812 billion

CurrencyCards
AnimalRaven

The Beans on Toast of Beans on Toast 2 is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its fear of technology, infamous sell-swords, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 6.812 billion Beans on Toast 2ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 70.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Beans on Toast 2ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,003 trillion Cards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 147,317 Cards, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are constantly disappointed to find their nuisance neighbours are still alive, citizens volunteer for tax audits to avoid the 80-page Practical Assessment Survey Tool On Religions, incompetent former soldiers have been re-employed as incompetent cleaners and kitchen staff, and major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beans on Toast 2's national animal is the Raven, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Beans on Toast 2 is ranked 145,801st in the world and 301st in Memeland United for Most Stationary, with 178.25639286028 days.

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5%
Most Patriotic: 5,053rdMost Armed: 5,875thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,452ndLargest Mining Sector: 6,567thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,741stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,403rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,726thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,842ndLargest Black Market: 11,579thMost Devout: 12,320thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,919thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,529thTop
10%
Most Corrupt Governments: 14,905thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,748thMost Authoritarian: 18,028thLowest Crime Rates: 18,568thHealthiest Citizens: 18,827thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20,170thLargest Welfare Programs: 21,586thMost Subsidized Industry: 22,921stHighest Average Incomes: 23,233rdMost Developed: 23,829thMost Valuable International Artwork: 25,910thMost Efficient Economies: 26,544thMost Ignorant Citizens: 27,281stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 27,979thLargest Governments: 28,521stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 28,594th
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5%
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionMost Patriotic: 29th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 29th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 31st in the regionMost Armed: 49th in the regionTop
10%
Most Authoritarian: 59th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 59th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 60th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 71st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 72nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 74th in the regionMost Extreme: 81st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 85th in the regionMost Devout: 91st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Beans on Toast 2 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Beans on Toast 2 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Following new legislation in Beans on Toast 2, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day.
  • : Following new legislation in Beans on Toast 2, incompetent former soldiers have been re-employed as incompetent cleaners and kitchen staff.
  • : Following new legislation in Beans on Toast 2, citizens volunteer for tax audits to avoid the 80-page Practical Assessment Survey Tool On Religions.
  • : Following new legislation in Beans on Toast 2, citizens are constantly disappointed to find their nuisance neighbours are still alive.
  • : Following new legislation in Beans on Toast 2, cane fights are a common sight in nursing homes.
  • : Beans on Toast 2 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Beans on Toast 2, government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet.
  • : Following new legislation in Beans on Toast 2, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly.

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