Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Few |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: Memeland United
Population | 6.812 billion |
Currency | Cards |
Animal | Raven |
The Beans on Toast of Beans on Toast 2 is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its fear of technology, infamous sell-swords, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 6.812 billion Beans on Toast 2ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 70.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Beans on Toast 2ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,003 trillion Cards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 147,317 Cards, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.
Citizens are constantly disappointed to find their nuisance neighbours are still alive, citizens volunteer for tax audits to avoid the 80-page Practical Assessment Survey Tool On Religions, incompetent former soldiers have been re-employed as incompetent cleaners and kitchen staff, and major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beans on Toast 2's national animal is the Raven, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
Beans on Toast 2 is ranked 145,801st in the world and 301st in Memeland United for Most Stationary, with 178.25639286028 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Beans on Toast 2 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Beans on Toast 2 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Following new legislation in Beans on Toast 2, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day.
- : Following new legislation in Beans on Toast 2, incompetent former soldiers have been re-employed as incompetent cleaners and kitchen staff.
- : Following new legislation in Beans on Toast 2, citizens volunteer for tax audits to avoid the 80-page Practical Assessment Survey Tool On Religions.
- : Following new legislation in Beans on Toast 2, citizens are constantly disappointed to find their nuisance neighbours are still alive.
- : Following new legislation in Beans on Toast 2, cane fights are a common sight in nursing homes.
- : Beans on Toast 2 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Beans on Toast 2, government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet.
- : Following new legislation in Beans on Toast 2, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly.