The Holy Empire of BeanutPutter is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 281 million BeanutPutterians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 15.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The BeanutPutterian economy, worth 18.4 trillion Golden Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 65,539 Golden Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The Counter-Terrorism Unit has been nicknamed "Big Bad Wolf" for its tendency towards urban demolition, people caught mistreating BeanutPutter's flag generally wind up in a great deal of pain, all beauty contests have been banned, and flu research is commonly shut down for fear of creating a superbug. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. BeanutPutter's national animal is the crocodile, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

BeanutPutter is ranked 124,177^th in the world and 2,185^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -31.62 on the Scary Big Number Scale.