Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Very Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Very Good |
Regional Influence: Squire
Location: the South Pacific
Population | 28.828 billion |
Capital | Mark Barry Michael |
Leader | Dr Eamer |
Faith | agnostic |
Currency | euro |
Animal | swan |
The Serene Democracy of Bear Connors Paradiso is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Dr Eamer with an even hand, and notable for its vat-grown people, national health service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 28.828 billion Bears have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Environment, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mark Barry Michael. The average income tax rate is 9.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient a Bear economy, worth an astonishing 11,473 trillion euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 398,014 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
Becoming a missionary is a sure-fire route to martyrdom, Dr Eamer's recent "I have a dream that we will fight them by raking muck on the beaches" speech seems a little derivative to many, Dr Eamer can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees, and people are more interested in gossip about the private lives of politicians than their policies. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Bear Connors Paradiso's national animal is the swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is agnostic.
Bear Connors Paradiso is ranked 40,674th in the world and 984th in the South Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 74 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Bear Connors Paradiso, people are more interested in gossip about the private lives of politicians than their policies.
- : Following new legislation in Bear Connors Paradiso, Dr Eamer can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees.
- : Following new legislation in Bear Connors Paradiso, Dr Eamer's recent "I have a dream that we will fight them by raking muck on the beaches" speech seems a little derivative to many.
- : Bear Connors Paradiso withdrew its endorsement from The Kingdom of Geneek.
- : Bear Connors Paradiso lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Bear Connors Paradiso was endorsed by The Constitutional Empire of Stelmund.
- : Bear Connors Paradiso lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Bear Connors Paradiso, becoming a missionary is a sure-fire route to martyrdom.
- : Following new legislation in Bear Connors Paradiso, jails have become colloquially known as 'vampire houses'.
- : Following new legislation in Bear Connors Paradiso, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 282 » Darakin, Ancient Slobovia, Theorin, Kiasu-ism, Soem, Curlyhoward, Tsunamy, Sanden, Great Scapula, Farengeto, Kringalia, New East Scandinavia, Madhonia, Transtemporal Shifts, Privatore, Pax Dracon, The Solar System Scope, Abarri, Havenfell, Nova Montron, Drugged Monkeys, Jehenna, Nowa Europa, Aidenfieeld, Hanguk-Nippon, Rebel-topia, North Kanuckistan, Isokenzar, USNE2018, Xandev, Land Without Shrimp, Wehraboos, Changolandia, The Two Jerseys, Maeiland, PenguinPies, Amerion, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Drystar, Yellunstryer, Zaelith, Sthalrim, Fasire, Mapico, Rad Asia, Linden Oak, Southern Numenor, Antarctic Empires, Gymnostan, Cypheri, and 232 others.Noire Denholm, The naked people, A leftover country, Oreo States, Dereistic, Unielvan Millorvium, Los Lonley Boys, Dankstergrad, Bleakfoot, Bawkie, Ebonhand, West Pastafaria, Shefino, Ralphburg, The Worst army of, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Myness, Midand, Myndia, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Tepertopia, Phanama, Doraya, Myhomecountry, Freedoom, Anatasha, Skaladoria, The Island of Sorna, United States of Belvaria, Unojo, Beblahbleblo, Moridine, Indolos, Saciu, Sutarianesia, Aurcania, Nomayuki, Venezia Pacifica, The Haughtherlands, Piscantium, Arscanesia, Farelonia, Ostavaria, The Woragopiria, PsiCorps, Kanatian Percocet, Eleuthelrium, Chernaya Zvezda, Ever Testing, Great Lothian, Mavenu, Karatengisa, Figlandia, Bonobiana, Tvania, Gracca, Paganan, Bavaristan, Baron Ungern and Tzar Nicholas, Froshar, Auviantan Outh Islands, ARIAPOLIS01, Altnavia, No moking, Dakalian, Vuranda, Sumina, Silmad, Respackjakenrhace, Balisca, The Republic of Everleigh, Lynxaion, Ugranda, Zanforadon, Democratic Chanum Ter Heak, New Bulacan, Siromiana, Marnrio, Estival, Goldnation, Holy Free, Dun Frest, Sgaana, Valles Stellarum, Doundaly, America Gone Wrong, Kazhinskia, Galactya, Sporaltryus, Dimplingpie, Gorklibunsond, Jantisha, New Maxta, Eritria, Martzbrieg, New-Javarra, Khnomania, Sordandia, Ferrumetlapis, North Pernambuco, Galadra, Frairrisburg, Calistan, Uvalor, Tur Monkadzii, Arugastan, Nova Rhodia, Geploastan, Arlandias, Terran Draconia, Ferfulesse, Dhemixia, Pepoland, 0200-Gamma, Tanyaland, The Free Falklands, Empire of Pekoland, Dundea Loea, Monetaria, Kleinwetterberg and Altwetterberg, Alvira, Siberia union, IndustroMiliComplex, Banieltopia, Hacrela, Yugarritia, The Ark of Survival, Astriva, Cerespasia, Gonthavnor, Legosia, Grace Wellesley Thayer, Bohenia, Purisect, Kalilola, Amerinsca, Morian, The real Ireland, Asarana, Kaoia, Proculus, West Khazana Finsstan, Belschaft, Ipugao, Blipp, Sea shep, Andrendia, Phyakaran, Lilli Lands, The Culinary State of Half-Jordi, Teasonda, Truskawkoland, Tioloman, Greater Pardonia, Sundarboom, Hazahmkong, Vasken, Moreana, Emagination, Sein, Africana, Hadrex, Sanctum Resurgence, Swiss Cheese Wheel, ANuadh, Purestan, Yusan, Swenfia 2, Zeta Del Norte, Agilenion, Krauanagaz, The Filippinas, Corpoterra, Lowelian, East Endia, Cofrosia, Differences-In-Differences, Volaworand, Petea, Albend, Luxemstein, Detroxia, Nuevo San Juan Parangaricutiro, Eastern Doncaster, Aodhan, Greater Castille and Leon, Nvd123 world, Springwalla, Inner Albania, The Weirdo, Bogani, Shilvend, Mercian Legions, Las Filipina, HawkoFon, Vertruse, Lemenga, Upper Ryu Lorty, Ustallaa, Gutiterra, Xanistan, Stingoistic Jates, Lans Isles, Marre, Philippinessss, Nueva Alta California, Jontum, United Allied Systems Nations, Nakayo, BEEstreetz, Pepperton, Deerp, The Grand Potato Empire, Elritch, Democates, Eastern Juble Lux, Neudorf, Apreerco, Repreteop, Nyitrai, Threnluel, Gordarserod, HATRED AND BIGOTRY, Anarco Argentina, Meirenyu, Poguelands, Canamerico and Greenland, Geneek, Qadiworka, Genoxelande, Anglimerica, and Stelmund.