The Democratic Republic of Bearded Dragones is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Fuzy with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 16.811 billion Dragonesians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Terrarium. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Bearded Dragonesian economy, worth a remarkable 3,220 trillion Crickets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 191,568 Crickets, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

They say that Dragonesians made a dessert and called it peace, military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, and fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism. Crime is totally unknown. Bearded Dragones's national animal is the Bearded Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Bearded Dragones is ranked 3,114^th in the world and 3^rd in Cape of Good Hope for Lowest Crime Rates, with 129.23 law-abiding acts per hour.