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The Diplomatic Immunity of Bears Armed Mission

“Talk softly, but carry a singlestick”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Excessive
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excessive

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: International Democratic Union

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Bears Armed Mission

Population24.521 billion

CapitalBrer Bear's FunPark
LeaderArtorrios o SouthWoods
FaithOne Plus Seven

Currencygolden thaler
Animalgoldilocks

The Diplomatic Immunity of Bears Armed Mission is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Artorrios o SouthWoods with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 24.521 billion Bears hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment is also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brer Bear's FunPark. The average income tax rate is 4.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Urrsish economy, worth a remarkable 3,141 trillion golden thalers a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Gambling, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 128,129 golden thalers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, hymns sung by popular choirs top the billboard charts, gossip magazines are more interested in astrological stars than celebrity ones, and students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas. Crime is well under control. Bears Armed Mission's national animal is the goldilocks, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is One Plus Seven.

Bears Armed Mission is ranked 8,937th in the world and 4th in International Democratic Union for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 86.5 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

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Most Influential: 502ndMost Cultured: 506thLargest Publishing Industry: 781stMost Cheerful Citizens: 901stMost Beautiful Environments: 1,689thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,695thHighest Drug Use: 2,801stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,893rdMost Stationary: 3,159thHighest Economic Output: 3,205thLargest Populations: 3,306thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,564thMost Devout: 3,737thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,783rdMost Rebellious Youth: 4,058thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,187thRudest Citizens: 4,258thMost Developed: 6,175thBest Weather: 6,321stSmartest Citizens: 7,237thMost Politically Free: 7,748thTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 8,937thLargest Gambling Industry: 10,133rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,516thMost Efficient Economies: 13,452ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,845thNicest Citizens: 14,613thLargest Retail Industry: 15,892ndNudest: 15,969th
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Most Influential: 1st in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 7th in the regionMost Stationary: 9th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 9th in the regionMost Devout: 9th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 10th in the regionLargest Populations: 10th in the regionMost Politically Free: 11th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 11th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 12th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Bears Armed Mission was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Following new legislation in Bears Armed Mission, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas.
  • : Bears Armed Mission was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Bears Armed Mission, gossip magazines are more interested in astrological stars than celebrity ones.
  • : Following new legislation in Bears Armed Mission, hymns sung by popular choirs top the billboard charts.
  • : Following new legislation in Bears Armed Mission, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century.
  • : Following new legislation in Bears Armed Mission, pro-wrestling bouts open with a legal disclaimer insisting that any violence is guaranteed 100% faked.
  • : Following new legislation in Bears Armed Mission, the nation was recently voted as the most stylish in International Democratic Union.
  • : Bears Armed Mission endorsed The Technate of Rhand.
  • : Following new legislation in Bears Armed Mission, Bears Armed Mission's Medieval Faire is renowned as one of the best in the region.

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