The Untitled of Beasluxia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President X with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.391 billion Beasluxians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Plymouth City. The average income tax rate is 91.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Beasluxian economy, worth a remarkable 1,005 trillion euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 157,345 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The standardised national curriculum requires that all-male classes be taught why they have periods, explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends, Beasluxians have recently stopped mysteriously setting off metal detectors, and vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR. Crime is totally unknown. Beasluxia's national animal is the Red Crested Lizard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Krakenism.

Beasluxia is ranked 14,371^st in the world and 760^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 87.62 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.