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The Completely Hippy Free Land of Beatha

“Is Mise Puipéad”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Developing
Political Freedoms:
Good

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: Vatican

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Beatha

Population43.708 billion

CurrencySpud
Animalpolar bear

The Completely Hippy Free Land of Beatha is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, ban on automobiles, and public floggings. The devout population of 43.708 billion Beathoes are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Welfare, with Healthcare, Environment, and Education also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 56.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The enormous but underdeveloped Beathan economy, worth a remarkable 1,556 trillion Spuds a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 35,615 Spuds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Summer science camps are regularly raided by narcotics police, murder victims' families receive windfall payouts when the murderers are executed, the nation's new monarch embarrasses himself during state visits, and veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beatha's national animal is the polar bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Beatha is ranked 83,660th in the world and 5th in Vatican for Most Stationary, with 567.16541479168 days.

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Largest Populations: 549thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,303rdBest Weather: 2,475thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,488thTop
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Safest: 8,769thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,206thMost Pacifist: 9,623rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,741stMost Influential: 10,586thMost Cultured: 11,721stTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,544thSmartest Citizens: 16,564thHighest Food Quality: 16,734thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,753rdHighest Economic Output: 17,046thLongest Average Lifespans: 23,197th

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