The Federal Republic of Beatitas is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its daily referendums, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 723 million Beata are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Vooperis. The average income tax rate is 67.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Beatitasian economy, worth 72.3 trillion pecunias a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 99,988 pecunias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère, people who have had childhood imaginary friends are told they can't ever be trusted with guns, young girls often attend the same schools as their children, and only AIs know why the nation is rapidly increasing its semiconductor stockpile. Crime is totally unknown. Beatitas's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Beatitas is ranked 24,921^st in the world and 13^th in The United Federations for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 75.64 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.