The Communal Confederation of Beatitas is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Not Applicable with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, rampant corporate plagiarism, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 2.363 billion Beata are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Environment, and Welfare are also considered important, while Defense and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Not Applicable. The average income tax rate is 81.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Beata economy, worth 322 trillion Not Applicables a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 136,564 Not Applicables, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Not Applicable to meetings with foreign heads of state, burnt-out forty-foot-tall wicker men dot the countryside, would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here", and cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates. Crime is totally unknown. Beatitas's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Unisychism.

Beatitas is ranked 172,306^th in the world and 153^rd in The United Federations for Most Pro-Market, scoring -67.89 on the Rand Index.