The Democratic States of Beefalo Bill is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, daily referendums, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.939 billion Beefalonians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Allentown. The average income tax rate is 64.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Beefalonian economy, worth 395 trillion Beefalonian dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 100,409 Beefalonian dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scavengers with burlap sacks and shovels skulk around graveyards, anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves, Beefalonian diplomacy is by the book, and government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read. Crime is totally unknown. Beefalo Bill's national animal is the bison, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Beefalo Bill is ranked 71,386^th in the world and 3^rd in Greater Beefalo Bill for Most Extreme, scoring 27.3 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.