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The Commonwealth of Beepee

“High on a hill was a lonely goatherd”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: the South Pacific



Population5.82 billion

CapitalNorfolk Pinewoods
LeaderPrime Minister Stan Bach

AnimalLasiorhinus latifrons

The Commonwealth of Beepee is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Stan Bach with an even hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 5.82 billion Beepeeps are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Norfolk Pinewoods. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Beepeean economy, worth a remarkable 1,119 trillion Shills a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 192,370 Shills, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days', a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Beepeean as 'your finger, you fool', children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, and interest rates mysteriously drop whenever the CBB Governor goes house hunting. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beepee's national animal is the Lasiorhinus latifrons, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Aupheliaism.

Beepee is ranked 224,267th in the world and 8,459th in the South Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -21.31 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 355thMost Influential: 406thMost Secular: 461stBest Weather: 648thSafest: 834thMost Beautiful Environments: 872ndMost Developed: 925thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 927thMost Pacifist: 933rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 994thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,099thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,112thHealthiest Citizens: 1,143rdMost Advanced Public Education: 1,446thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,583rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,592ndLowest Crime Rates: 1,622ndNicest Citizens: 1,651stLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,068thLargest Governments: 2,081stSmartest Citizens: 2,122ndTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,506thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,595thMost Inclusive: 2,686thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,858thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,141stMost Cultured: 3,221stHighest Poor Incomes: 3,263rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,600thMost Efficient Economies: 5,914thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,450thHighest Average Incomes: 7,034thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,190thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,104thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,699thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,447thTop
Highest Economic Output: 15,217thMost Stationary: 17,964th
Most Secular: 20th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24th in the regionBest Weather: 25th in the regionSafest: 29th in the regionMost Influential: 29th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 29th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 31st in the regionMost Pacifist: 31st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 32nd in the regionMost Developed: 36th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 38th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 39th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 41st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 48th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 54th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 54th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 56th in the regionNicest Citizens: 57th in the regionLargest Governments: 61st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 65th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 66th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 70th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 75th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 82nd in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 88th in the regionMost Cultured: 97th in the regionMost Inclusive: 98th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 99th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 115th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 165th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 177th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 217th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 217th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 260th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 275th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 279th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 313th in the regionMost Stationary: 338th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 488th in the region

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