by Max Barry

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The Bureaucracy of Beepee

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Category: Democratic Socialists
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Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: the South Pacific



Population1.919 billion

CapitalNorfolk Pinewoods
LeaderPrime Minister Stan Bach

AnimalLasiorhinus latifrons

The Bureaucracy of Beepee is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Stan Bach with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, ban on automobiles, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate population of 1.919 billion Beepeeps are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Norfolk Pinewoods. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Beepeean economy, worth 323 trillion Shills a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 168,362 Shills, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The number of students attending university has reached a record high, politicians constantly ring their voters to remind them how good a job they're doing, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, and the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beepee's national animal is the Lasiorhinus latifrons, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Aupheliaism.

Beepee is ranked 3,247th in the world and 77th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 16,114.8 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 265thMost Influential: 463rdMost Secular: 1,073rdBest Weather: 1,269thSafest: 1,376thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 1,705thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,806thMost Pacifist: 1,830thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,870thHealthiest Citizens: 2,108thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,224thMost Developed: 2,290thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,524thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,049thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,087thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,247thLowest Crime Rates: 3,289thNicest Citizens: 3,422ndSmartest Citizens: 3,520thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,575thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,653rdHighest Poor Incomes: 3,873rdLargest Governments: 4,551stLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,938thMost Cultured: 5,168thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,438thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,753rdMost Inclusive: 6,066thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,655thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 8,709thHighest Average Incomes: 9,208thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,386thMost Efficient Economies: 12,208thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,477thNudest: 15,997th
Most Influential: 14th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 25th in the regionMost Secular: 35th in the regionBest Weather: 39th in the regionSafest: 39th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 45th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 52nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 53rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 55th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 57th in the regionMost Pacifist: 62nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 65th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 77th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 78th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 85th in the regionMost Developed: 87th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 96th in the regionLargest Governments: 98th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 100th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 104th in the regionNicest Citizens: 110th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 111th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 112th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 112th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 113th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 116th in the regionMost Cultured: 146th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 167th in the regionMost Inclusive: 218th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 225th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 269th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 284th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 304th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 319th in the regionNudest: 359th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 592nd in the regionMost Stationary: 714th in the region

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