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The Commonwealth of Beepee

“High on a hill was a lonely goatherd”

Category: Democratic Socialists
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Regional Influence: Squire

Location: the South Pacific



Population5.342 billion

CapitalNorfolk Pinewoods
LeaderPrime Minister Stan Bach

AnimalLasiorhinus latifrons

The Commonwealth of Beepee is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Stan Bach with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 5.342 billion Beepeeps are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Norfolk Pinewoods. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Beepeean economy, worth a remarkable 1,035 trillion Shills a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 193,819 Shills, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days', a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Beepeean as 'your finger, you fool', children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, and interest rates mysteriously drop whenever the CBB Governor goes house hunting. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beepee's national animal is the Lasiorhinus latifrons, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Aupheliaism.

Beepee is ranked 70,583rd in the world and 2,833rd in the South Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 2,860.82 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 244thMost Influential: 333rdMost Secular: 441stBest Weather: 677thSafest: 849thMost Beautiful Environments: 892ndMost Developed: 938thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 939thMost Pacifist: 952ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,033rdLongest Average Lifespans: 1,112thHealthiest Citizens: 1,144thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,175thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,471stMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,564thLowest Crime Rates: 1,618thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,624thNicest Citizens: 1,655thLargest Governments: 2,063rdTop
Smartest Citizens: 2,125thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,153rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,329thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,486thMost Inclusive: 2,570thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,620thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,869thMost Cultured: 3,220thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,703rdHighest Poor Incomes: 4,180thMost Efficient Economies: 5,753rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,251stHighest Average Incomes: 6,917thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,160thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,764thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,238thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,208thTop
Highest Economic Output: 16,205thMost Stationary: 18,744th
Most Influential: 21st in the regionMost Secular: 21st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 25th in the regionBest Weather: 25th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 28th in the regionSafest: 29th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 30th in the regionMost Pacifist: 31st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 33rd in the regionMost Developed: 38th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 39th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 40th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 40th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 45th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 48th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 53rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 55th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 56th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 56th in the regionLargest Governments: 58th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 65th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 71st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 73rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 80th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 83rd in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 88th in the regionMost Inclusive: 93rd in the regionMost Cultured: 97th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 113th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 157th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 170th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 209th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 209th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 240th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 254th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 290th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 292nd in the regionMost Stationary: 349th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 506th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 820th in the region

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