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The Please Endorse Me of Beepee

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Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Good

Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: the South Pacific

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Beepee

Population6.766 billion

CapitalNorfolk Pinewoods
LeaderPrime Minister Stan Bach
FaithAupheliaism

CurrencyShill
AnimalLasiorhinus latifrons

The Please Endorse Me of Beepee is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Stan Bach with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 6.766 billion Beepeeps have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Norfolk Pinewoods. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Beepeean economy, worth a remarkable 1,306 trillion Shills a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 193,132 Shills, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The law forbids arson, murder, and low-quality cheese, the new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods", the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative, and government workers are regularly taken hostage by protesters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beepee's national animal is the Lasiorhinus latifrons, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Aupheliaism.

Beepee is ranked 1,260th in the world and 30th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 22,815.26 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 56thMost Influential: 271stMost Secular: 482ndBest Weather: 652ndSafest: 804thMost Beautiful Environments: 840thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 882ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 884thMost Developed: 912thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 921stMost Pacifist: 970thHealthiest Citizens: 1,065thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,068thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,260thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,449thLowest Crime Rates: 1,573rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,668thNicest Citizens: 1,732ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,768thLargest Governments: 1,916thSmartest Citizens: 1,960thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,497thMost Inclusive: 2,539thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,677thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,724thMost Cultured: 3,091stMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,113thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,773rdMost Efficient Economies: 5,880thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,035thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,262ndHighest Average Incomes: 7,342ndMost Subsidized Industry: 8,132ndLargest Welfare Programs: 8,870thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,972ndLargest Publishing Industry: 11,797thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 13,586thMost Stationary: 16,853rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,910th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 10th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19th in the regionMost Secular: 22nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 29th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 29th in the regionBest Weather: 29th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 30th in the regionSafest: 31st in the regionMost Pacifist: 31st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 33rd in the regionMost Developed: 34th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 35th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 37th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 42nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 50th in the regionLargest Governments: 53rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 53rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 60th in the regionNicest Citizens: 61st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 63rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 69th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 70th in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 86th in the regionMost Cultured: 92nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 93rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 98th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 133rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 183rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 199th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 221st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 222nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 263rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 267th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 301st in the regionMost Stationary: 311th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 331st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 333rd in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 472nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 522nd in the region

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