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The Oh My God of Beepee

“Oh My God!”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: the South Pacific



Population4.305 billion

CapitalNorfolk Pinewoods
LeaderPrime Minister Stan Bach

AnimalLasiorhinus latifrons

The Oh My God of Beepee is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister Stan Bach with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 4.305 billion Beepeeps are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Norfolk Pinewoods. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Beepeean economy, worth 817 trillion Shills a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 189,842 Shills, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets, children are raised bilingual from an early age, advertisements read like science journal articles complete with extensive references, and major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beepee's national animal is the Lasiorhinus latifrons, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Aupheliaism.

Beepee is ranked 117,172nd in the world and 4,487th in the South Pacific for Most Pro-Market, scoring 29.33 on the Rand Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 134thMost Influential: 349thMost Secular: 418thBest Weather: 694thSafest: 882ndMost Beautiful Environments: 917thMost Pacifist: 941stMost Developed: 949thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 955thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,060thHealthiest Citizens: 1,152ndLongest Average Lifespans: 1,160thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,270thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,333rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,431stMost Advanced Public Education: 1,543rdNicest Citizens: 1,545thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 1,700thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,707thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,909thSmartest Citizens: 2,122ndLargest Governments: 2,177thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,386thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,588thMost Inclusive: 2,680thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,833rdMost Cultured: 3,317thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,663rdHighest Poor Incomes: 5,158thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,632ndMost Efficient Economies: 6,814thHighest Average Incomes: 7,118thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,174thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 8,563rdMost Subsidized Industry: 8,842ndLargest Welfare Programs: 9,177th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 15th in the regionMost Influential: 17th in the regionMost Secular: 18th in the regionBest Weather: 21st in the regionMost Pacifist: 25th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 26th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 26th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 26th in the regionSafest: 28th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 29th in the regionMost Developed: 32nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 33rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 35th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 37th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 40th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 43rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 47th in the regionNicest Citizens: 48th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 53rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 55th in the regionLargest Governments: 55th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 64th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 65th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 74th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 81st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 84th in the regionMost Inclusive: 90th in the regionMost Cultured: 91st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 131st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 153rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 173rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 180th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 216th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 221st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 239th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 270th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 322nd in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 405th in the regionLargest Populations: 554th in the region

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