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The Republic of BEFORE MAKING BREAKFAST VINNY

“Family, Love, Loyalty...That's Power.”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Basket Case
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Artificial Solar System

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BEFORE MAKING BREAKFAST VINNY

Population3.898 billion

Currencypeso
Animalpenguin

The Republic of BEFORE MAKING BREAKFAST VINNY is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 3.898 billion BEFORE MAKING BREAKFAST VINNYians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 42.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant BEFORE MAKING BREAKFAST VINNYian economy, worth 40.2 trillion pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 10,300 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. BEFORE MAKING BREAKFAST VINNY's national animal is the penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

BEFORE MAKING BREAKFAST VINNY is ranked 161,100th in the world and 1,012th in Artificial Solar System for Rudest Citizens, with 11.94 Insults Per Minute.

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Most Authoritarian: 1,859thMost Conservative: 2,921stMost Income Equality: 3,973rdMost Extreme: 6,289thTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 11,374th
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Most Pacifist: 9th in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 22nd in the regionMost Cultured: 44th in the regionMost Income Equality: 46th in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 61st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 73rd in the regionMost Extreme: 88th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 91st in the region

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