Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Below Average |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Good |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: Eurth
Population | 29.978 billion |
Capital | Belgrado |
Currency | national currency |
Animal | national animal |
The Balkanbeats of Belgrado is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, keen interest in outer space, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 29.978 billion Belgradoans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belgrado. The average income tax rate is 76.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Belgradoan economy, worth a remarkable 5,118 trillion national currencies a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 170,730 national currencies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.
Jennifer Government is banned, Michelin-star chefs are being called on to prepare menus for six-year-olds, people are turning themselves into worm food, and the sick and dying are locked in their homes with a red "X" painted on the front door. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Belgrado's national animal is the national animal, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Belgrado is ranked 17,557th in the world and 16th in Eurth for Highest Average Incomes, with 170,730.12 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Belgrado, the sick and dying are locked in their homes with a red "X" painted on the front door.
- : Following new legislation in Belgrado, people are turning themselves into worm food.
- : Following new legislation in Belgrado, Michelin-star chefs are being called on to prepare menus for six-year-olds.
- : Following new legislation in Belgrado, Jennifer Government is banned.
- : Following new legislation in Belgrado, customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high.
- : Following new legislation in Belgrado, adult magazines are having a sales resurgence as internet anonymity disappears.
- : Following new legislation in Belgrado, it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey.
- : Following new legislation in Belgrado, thousands of children die every day from easily curable illnesses.
- : Following new legislation in Belgrado, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
- : Following new legislation in Belgrado, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears.