The Balkanbeats of Belgrado is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, keen interest in outer space, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 29.978 billion Belgradoans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belgrado. The average income tax rate is 76.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Belgradoan economy, worth a remarkable 5,118 trillion national currencies a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 170,730 national currencies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Jennifer Government is banned, Michelin-star chefs are being called on to prepare menus for six-year-olds, people are turning themselves into worm food, and the sick and dying are locked in their homes with a red "X" painted on the front door. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Belgrado's national animal is the national animal, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Belgrado is ranked 17,557^th in the world and 16^th in Eurth for Highest Average Incomes, with 170,730.12 Standard Monetary Units.