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The Dgit Decvef Gsif of BeNeFiTS Of BeeFTiNS And FeeTBiNS

“Long Live Our Glorious BoBaF” C C Grifjer

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: The North Pacific



Population1.776 billion

CapitalCottonpier Covertden Zincsite
LeaderC C Grifjer

CurrencyBlongdee Blungdii
AnimalElephantine Unicorns

The Dgit Decvef Gsif of BeNeFiTS Of BeeFTiNS And FeeTBiNS is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by C C Grifjer with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and enslaved workforce. The quiet, industrious population of 1.776 billion Anusbelts have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cottonpier Covertden Zincsite. The average income tax rate is 71.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient BeNeFiTS Of BeeFTiNS And FeeTBiNSian economy, worth 199 trillion Blongdee Blungdiis a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 112,108 Blongdee Blungdiis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The dead are minced up and sold to people in burger form, foreign nationals are widely distrusted, hospitals have to sell their computers on vBay in order to afford the ransomware decryption payments, and soldiers who shoot themselves in the foot are regarded as heroes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. BeNeFiTS Of BeeFTiNS And FeeTBiNS's national animal is the Elephantine Unicorns, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Humanism.

BeNeFiTS Of BeeFTiNS And FeeTBiNS is ranked 4,949th in the world and 220th in The North Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 7,387.16 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,708thTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,623rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,949thMost Influential: 5,536thBest Weather: 9,937thHealthiest Citizens: 11,821stTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 12,254thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,524thMost Secular: 13,094thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,143rdMost Developed: 14,328thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,322ndMost Beautiful Environments: 15,889thLowest Crime Rates: 17,081stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,607thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,759thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,318thHighest Poor Incomes: 20,004thMost Efficient Economies: 20,372ndMost Corrupt Governments: 20,719thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,193rdMost Subsidized Industry: 23,149thLargest Governments: 23,315th
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 133rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 220th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 449th in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 535th in the regionBest Weather: 580th in the regionMost Secular: 663rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 675th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 718th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 728th in the regionMost Average: 769th in the regionMost Developed: 810th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 815th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 846th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 868th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 871st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 897th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 982nd in the region

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