The Football Team of Bengals is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 10.917 billion Bengalsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cincinatti. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 64.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Bengalsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,457 trillion baht a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 133,552 baht, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Murder is sanctioned if the legal paperwork is filled out correctly, black market eau de toilette is made in bathroom labs across the nation, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines, and an exhibition on Bengal memes is currently starring at the National Art Gallery. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bengals's national animal is the Bengal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Joe Burrow.

Bengals is ranked 28,036^th in the world and 1,969^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 83.93 law-abiding acts per hour.