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The Socialist Fever Dream of Bernie Fandom

“Friend” Yodle

Category: Moralistic Democracy
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Superpower

Location: Bernie Sanders Supporters

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Bernie Fandom

Population15.77 billion

CapitalBurlington
LeaderYodle
FaithYodlism

CurrencyGold Coin
AnimalCow

The Socialist Fever Dream of Bernie Fandom is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Yodle with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 15.77 billion Bernie Fans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Burlington. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 84.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Bernie Fandomian economy, worth a remarkable 1,553 trillion Gold Coins a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 98,478 Gold Coins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 283,161 per year while the poor average 27,219, a ratio of 10.4 to 1.

Lobbyists are trying to convince government to recategorize most natural disasters as "non-critical naturogenic inconveniences", school nurse's offices feature full-service operating suites, wealthy Bernie Fans never seem to hear the doorbell, and ancestry test results arrive bundled with patent applications. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bernie Fandom's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Yodlism.

Bernie Fandom is ranked 89,767th in the world and 2nd in Bernie Sanders Supporters for Most Stationary, with 503.93976081168 days.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,116thMost Secular: 5,839thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,328thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,098thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,869thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,241stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,062ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,312thMost Developed: 14,584thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,619thTop
10%
Highest Economic Output: 17,089thMost Inclusive: 17,296thMost Compassionate Citizens: 18,928thMost Beautiful Environments: 20,834thHighest Food Quality: 21,469thLargest Black Market: 21,732ndLongest Average Lifespans: 22,114thMost Cultured: 22,994thMost Valuable International Artwork: 23,084thLargest Populations: 24,566thNicest Citizens: 24,747thLargest Governments: 25,295thMost Efficient Economies: 28,376thSmartest Citizens: 28,945th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Bernie Fandom, ancestry test results arrive bundled with patent applications.
  • : Following new legislation in Bernie Fandom, wealthy Bernie Fans never seem to hear the doorbell.
  • : Following new legislation in Bernie Fandom, school nurse's offices feature full-service operating suites.
  • : Following new legislation in Bernie Fandom, lobbyists are trying to convince government to recategorize most natural disasters as "non-critical naturogenic inconveniences".
  • : Following new legislation in Bernie Fandom, politicians have seen a significant reduction in followers on their social media accounts.
  • : Bernie Fandom was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Bernie Fandom, sweet-toothed Bernie Fans have been left penniless by the VAT on candy.
  • : Following new legislation in Bernie Fandom, little children cry as their rainbow drawings are seized by the Straight-Thought Police.
  • : Following new legislation in Bernie Fandom, job security isn't great for professional roulette players.
  • : Following new legislation in Bernie Fandom, it is illegal to liberate slaves.

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