Category: Compulsory Consumerist State | ||
Civil Rights: Below Average |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Regional Influence: Power
Location: the realm of insanity
Population | 19.594 billion |
Capital | Cleveland |
Leader | Napoleon Government |
Faith | cult of cthulhu |
Currency | Nakina Koreazu Blood Bag |
Animal | Human |
The Zombiefied Animal Farm of Besot Bucolic of Brawn is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Napoleon Government with an iron fist, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, keen interest in outer space, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 19.594 billion Sheep are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cleveland. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Besot Bucolic of Brawnian economy, worth a remarkable 8,174 trillion Nakina Koreazu Blood Bags a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 417,176 Nakina Koreazu Blood Bags, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,905,075 per year while the poor average 3,783, a ratio of 1,032 to 1.
Dream holidays often go awry, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians, private pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are given away freely by the government, and the easiest method of escaping from prison is to take singing lessons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Besot Bucolic of Brawn's national animal is the Human, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is cult of cthulhu.
Besot Bucolic of Brawn is ranked 70,216th in the world and 2nd in the realm of insanity for Most Stationary, with 672.58503482308 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Besot Bucolic of Brawn, the easiest method of escaping from prison is to take singing lessons.
- : Following new legislation in Besot Bucolic of Brawn, private pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are given away freely by the government.
- : Besot Bucolic of Brawn was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Besot Bucolic of Brawn, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians.
- : Following new legislation in Besot Bucolic of Brawn, dream holidays often go awry.
- : Besot Bucolic of Brawn was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
- : The Mad Empire of Nakina Koreazu granted Successor authority to Besot Bucolic of Brawn as Arbiter of Chaos in The realm of insanity.
- : Besot Bucolic of Brawn agreed to construct embassies between The realm of insanity and Mitteleuropa.
- : Besot Bucolic of Brawn agreed to construct embassies between The realm of insanity and True Waskaria.
- : Following new legislation in Besot Bucolic of Brawn, people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating.