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The Zombiefied Animal Farm of Besot Bucolic of Brawn

“Seize Thy Neighbor” Napoleon Government

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Power

Location: the realm of insanity

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Besot Bucolic of Brawn

Population19.594 billion

CapitalCleveland
LeaderNapoleon Government
Faithcult of cthulhu

CurrencyNakina Koreazu Blood Bag
AnimalHuman

The Zombiefied Animal Farm of Besot Bucolic of Brawn is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Napoleon Government with an iron fist, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, keen interest in outer space, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 19.594 billion Sheep are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cleveland. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Besot Bucolic of Brawnian economy, worth a remarkable 8,174 trillion Nakina Koreazu Blood Bags a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 417,176 Nakina Koreazu Blood Bags, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,905,075 per year while the poor average 3,783, a ratio of 1,032 to 1.

Dream holidays often go awry, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians, private pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are given away freely by the government, and the easiest method of escaping from prison is to take singing lessons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Besot Bucolic of Brawn's national animal is the Human, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is cult of cthulhu.

Besot Bucolic of Brawn is ranked 70,216th in the world and 2nd in the realm of insanity for Most Stationary, with 672.58503482308 days.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 27thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 116thMost Avoided: 188thMost Corrupt Governments: 194thLargest Gambling Industry: 211thLargest Insurance Industry: 212thHighest Disposable Incomes: 232ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 261stFattest Citizens: 270thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 313thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 362ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 412thLargest Mining Sector: 521stMost Devout: 582ndLargest Retail Industry: 582ndMost Armed: 613thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 675thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 747thRudest Citizens: 838thHighest Average Incomes: 937thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 994thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,199thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,312thHighest Economic Output: 1,318thMost Efficient Economies: 1,421stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,519thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,966thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,847thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,042ndMost Patriotic: 3,878thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,310thLargest Governments: 4,687thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,803rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,436thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,039thMost Influential: 12,088thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,377thNudest: 13,333rdTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 16,490thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,620thLargest Populations: 17,057thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,315thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,297thLargest Black Market: 24,682ndMost Pro-Market: 26,850th

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