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The London Borough of Bexley

“Boldly and Rightly”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Powerbroker

Location: London

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Bexley

Population15.611 billion

CapitalBexleyheath
LeaderEmpress Joana

CurrencyMinoan tala
Animallittle owl

The London Borough of Bexley is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Empress Joana with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of public education. The hard-working, democratic population of 15.611 billion Bexleyians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Social Policy, Public Transport, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bexleyheath. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.9%.

The very strong Bexleyian economy, worth 639 trillion Minoan tala a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Pizza Delivery, and Soda Sales. Average income is 40,963 Minoan tala, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 127,759 per year while the poor average 10,087, a ratio of 12.7 to 1.

Children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life, the poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet, the fire protection service is wholly government-funded, and replacement organs are grown in vats. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Bexley's national animal is the little owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Bexley is ranked 63,142nd in the world and 10th in London for Most Avoided, scoring 80.59 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,485thTop
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Largest Populations: 12,446thLargest Retail Industry: 17,510thMost Stationary: 18,425thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 18,740thHighest Crime Rates: 19,668th
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10%
Best Weather: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Average: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Bexley's influence in London fell from "Power" to "Powerbroker".
  • : Bexley was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Bexley was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Bexley's influence in London rose from "Powerbroker" to "Power".
  • : Bexley's influence in London fell from "Power" to "Powerbroker".
  • : Bexley's influence in London rose from "Powerbroker" to "Power".
  • : Bexley was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Bexley's influence in London fell from "Power" to "Powerbroker".
  • : Bexley's influence in London rose from "Powerbroker" to "Power".
  • : Bexley's influence in London fell from "Power" to "Powerbroker".

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