The Dragon Fauzjhian Provincie of Bhrazjhia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Vickie Nadeau-Bolivar with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and lack of airports. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.581 billion Bhrazjhians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wyvarnia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Bhrazjhian economy, worth a remarkable 8,005 trillion Fauzjhiauxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 430,832 Fauzjhiauxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

School teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students, police struggle to solve crimes due to the lack of fingerprint records, children are disappointed to learn that cavemen never had a yabba-dabba-doo time riding dinosaurs to work, and the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bhrazjhia's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Communism.

Bhrazjhia is ranked 304,775^th in the world and 9,772^nd in the Rejected Realms for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 13.13 on the Bus Surprisal Index.