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The Dragon Fauzjhian Provincie of Bhrazjhia

“We always forget, and never remember”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
World Benchmark
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excessive

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: the Rejected Realms

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Bhrazjhia

Population18.581 billion

CapitalWyvarnia
LeaderVickie Nadeau-Bolivar
FaithCommunism

CurrencyFauzjhiaux
AnimalDragon

The Dragon Fauzjhian Provincie of Bhrazjhia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Vickie Nadeau-Bolivar with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and lack of airports. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.581 billion Bhrazjhians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wyvarnia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Bhrazjhian economy, worth a remarkable 8,005 trillion Fauzjhiauxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 430,832 Fauzjhiauxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

School teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students, police struggle to solve crimes due to the lack of fingerprint records, children are disappointed to learn that cavemen never had a yabba-dabba-doo time riding dinosaurs to work, and the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bhrazjhia's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Communism.

Bhrazjhia is ranked 304,775th in the world and 9,772nd in the Rejected Realms for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 13.13 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

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Most Inclusive: 16thMost Compassionate Citizens: 22ndHighest Food Quality: 23rdMost Pacifist: 29thNicest Citizens: 30thMost Cultured: 47thMost Beautiful Environments: 49thHighest Average Tax Rates: 51stMost Developed: 52ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 55thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 57thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 57thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 59thLongest Average Lifespans: 61stLargest Welfare Programs: 64thLargest Governments: 66thMost Rebellious Youth: 67thHealthiest Citizens: 72ndBest Weather: 83rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 91stSafest: 103rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 112thMost Cheerful Citizens: 118thMost Advanced Public Education: 128thSmartest Citizens: 133rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 136thMost Efficient Economies: 141stMost Secular: 174thHighest Poor Incomes: 206thMost Subsidized Industry: 216thLargest Publishing Industry: 245thLowest Crime Rates: 292ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 498thHighest Average Incomes: 722ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 801stHighest Economic Output: 1,134thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,138thRudest Citizens: 1,307thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,832ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,533rdTop
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Largest Populations: 15,296thMost Patriotic: 16,095thMost Income Equality: 18,761stMost Influential: 22,849thMost Politically Free: 25,774thMost Stationary: 27,593rd
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Most Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5th in the regionSafest: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionMost Developed: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionBest Weather: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Secular: 10th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 11th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 12th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 15th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 23rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 30th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 31st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 43rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 52nd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 134th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 211th in the regionMost Politically Free: 222nd in the regionLargest Populations: 228th in the regionMost Stationary: 381st in the regionMost Patriotic: 440th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 451st in the regionMost Influential: 468th in the regionTop
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Nudest: 533rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 586th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 679th in the regionMost Extreme: 756th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Bhrazjhia, the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions.
  • : Following new legislation in Bhrazjhia, children are disappointed to learn that cavemen never had a yabba-dabba-doo time riding dinosaurs to work.
  • : Following new legislation in Bhrazjhia, police struggle to solve crimes due to the lack of fingerprint records.
  • : Following new legislation in Bhrazjhia, school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students.
  • : Following new legislation in Bhrazjhia, the state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Bhrazjhia, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions.
  • : Following new legislation in Bhrazjhia, the government is proud to report that ten percent of all tax revenue goes to funding suspected terrorist organizations.
  • : Following new legislation in Bhrazjhia, the nation has an international reputation for compassion.
  • : Following new legislation in Bhrazjhia, there is a growing belief that mothers love their children more than fathers.
  • : Following new legislation in Bhrazjhia, political spontaneity takes a lot of planning.

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