“Hell knows what Heaven only suspects. Hail Satan.” Lord Jim the Dark
|Category: Father Knows Best State|
Regional Influence: Eminence Grise
|Capital||Big Jim P City|
|Leader||Lord Jim the Dark|
|Animal||Black Goat of the Wood|
The Satanic Empire of Big Jim P is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Lord Jim the Dark with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 36.943 billion Big Jim Pians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The tiny, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Big Jim P City. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Big Jim Pian economy, worth an astonishing 12,790 trillion Bhaals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 346,217 Bhaals, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 989,827 per year while the poor average 96,458, a ratio of 10.3 to 1.
It's best to decline if Lord Jim the Dark offers to buy a round of drinks, there have been reports of people marrying housepets, fast-food chefs regularly win Health Innovation Awards for spitting on burgers, and historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Big Jim P's national animal is the Black Goat of the Wood, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Satanism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Big Jim P was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
- : Big Jim P was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
- : Big Jim P was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
- : Big Jim P was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
- : Big Jim P was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
- : Big Jim P was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided.
- : Big Jim P was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : Big Jim P was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Big Jim P was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry and Most Advanced Defense Forces and the Top 5% for Largest Information Technology Sector.
- : Big Jim P was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Influential, Highest Unexpected Death Rate, Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, and Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
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