The Free Land of Big Reds Oranges is a very large, safe nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 135 million Big Reds Orangesians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 40.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Big Reds Orangesian economy, worth 3.99 trillion Balls a year, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 29,549 Balls, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Offering a builder a cup of tea is a legal minefield, convicted murderers are free to walk the streets provided they attend rehabilitation classes, power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky, and military chiefs are predicting extra funding in this year's budget. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Big Reds Oranges's national animal is the Babirusa, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Big Reds Oranges is ranked 178,981^st in the world and 1^st in Big Ass Nuts for Most Primitive, scoring -63.64 on the Scary Big Number Scale.