The Republic of Big Simping is a colossal, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning horse population. The hard-working population of 8.205 billion Big Simpingians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 26.4%.

The Big Simpingian economy, worth 315 trillion pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 38,400 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Big Simping's national animal is the horse.

Big Simping is ranked 195,450^th in the world and 2,942^nd in Artificial Solar System for Lowest Crime Rates, with 57.09 law-abiding acts per hour.