The United Socialist States of BiG Uganda is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Marcus Valerianthorn with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 4.399 billion Ugandans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hosburgh. The average income tax rate is 72.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ugandan economy, worth 459 trillion BiG-U Dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 104,565 BiG-U Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The term cold case has taken on a very literal meaning, the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines, the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners, and a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. BiG Uganda's national animal is the pheasant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is none.

BiG Uganda is ranked 35,430^th in the world and 419^th in Europe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 82.42 law-abiding acts per hour.