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The Corporation of Bigoted Libertarians

“It's only looting if it doesn't help ME!” Ayn Rands Coochie

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: Balder

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Bigoted Libertarians

Population980 million

CapitalRapture
LeaderAyn Rands Coochie

CurrencySilver Eagle
AnimalRacist Fox News Host

The Corporation of Bigoted Libertarians is a huge, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ayn Rands Coochie with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, enslaved workforce, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 980 million Bigoted Libertarians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Spirituality and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Education are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rapture. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Bigoted Libertariansian economy, worth 102 trillion Silver Eagles a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 104,353 Silver Eagles, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 552,606 per year while the poor average 10,441, a ratio of 52.9 to 1.

The legislature keeps promising "more study" of corruption allegations against the parliamentary whip system, university graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts, televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events, and nude art is becoming wildly popular. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Bigoted Libertarians's national animal is the Racist Fox News Host, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Bigoted Libertarians is ranked 117,908th in the world and 4,501st in Balder for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -3.87 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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Highest Crime Rates: 759thMost Armed: 1,003rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,028thFattest Citizens: 1,490thTop
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Most Primitive: 1,732ndLargest Gambling Industry: 1,841stMost Avoided: 2,080thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,466thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,503rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,605thLargest Retail Industry: 2,840thLargest Mining Sector: 3,655thRudest Citizens: 3,754thMost Devout: 4,164thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,378thNudest: 4,554thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,112thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7,672ndTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 7,923rdMost Pro-Market: 10,560thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,831stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,205thHighest Drug Use: 11,390thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,598th
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Highest Crime Rates: 33rd in the regionMost Armed: 49th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 60th in the regionTop
5%
Fattest Citizens: 79th in the regionMost Primitive: 91st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 111th in the regionMost Avoided: 119th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 134th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 138th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 141st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 141st in the regionRudest Citizens: 145th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 149th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 216th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 219th in the regionMost Devout: 232nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 232nd in the regionNudest: 284th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 304th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 310th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 359th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 495th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 582nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Bigoted Libertarians, nude art is becoming wildly popular.
  • : Following new legislation in Bigoted Libertarians, televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events.
  • : Following new legislation in Bigoted Libertarians, university graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts.
  • : Following new legislation in Bigoted Libertarians, the legislature keeps promising "more study" of corruption allegations against the parliamentary whip system.
  • : Following new legislation in Bigoted Libertarians, private businesses are paving paradises to put up parking lots.
  • : Following new legislation in Bigoted Libertarians, foreign planes and migratory birds are shot down as spies.
  • : Following new legislation in Bigoted Libertarians, BL-SPAN features senators wrestling with ever-increasing production elements.
  • : Following new legislation in Bigoted Libertarians, the secret ingredient is love (and MSG).
  • : Following new legislation in Bigoted Libertarians, people think garlic bread counts as one of their "five a day".
  • : Following new legislation in Bigoted Libertarians, many Bigoted Libertarians twitch nervously at the sight of nuns.

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