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The Queendom of Birthday Cake Herby

“Beep beep! Who wants cake?”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Zero

Location: The ASDF

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Birthday Cake Herby

Population3.152 billion

Currencyfrosted gas pedal
Animaledible flat tire

The Queendom of Birthday Cake Herby is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 3.152 billion Birthday Cake Herbys have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 64.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Birthday Caked economy, worth 277 trillion frosted gas pedals a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 87,895 frosted gas pedals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government, bureaucrats close new businesses for not complying with the Penguin Packaging Index, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, and kindergarten teachers with ankle-bracelets are closely supervised by their parole officers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Birthday Cake Herby's national animal is the edible flat tire, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Birthday Cake Herby is ranked 201,460th in the world and 12th in The ASDF for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -9.49 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 6,028thTop
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Nicest Citizens: 10,967thLargest Retail Industry: 12,480thMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,857thMost Inclusive: 13,140thLargest Agricultural Sector: 17,733rdMost Secular: 17,866thHighest Drug Use: 18,203rdMost Rebellious Youth: 19,098thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 19,177th
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the region

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