The Queen's State of Biscayne Port is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 27.473 billion Biscayne Portians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Healthcare, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.6%.

The thriving Biscayne Portian economy, worth a remarkable 1,241 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is 45,183 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 127,544 per year while the poor average 12,813, a ratio of 10.0 to 1.

Voting is voluntary. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Biscayne Port's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Biscayne Port is ranked 261,468^th in the world and 5^th in Cape Town for Lowest Crime Rates, with 44.98 law-abiding acts per hour.