The Queen's State of Biskek is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 19.098 billion Biskekians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Education, although Industry is also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.0%.

The very strong Biskekian economy, worth 870 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 45,575 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 309,856 per year while the poor average 2,448, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, and the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Biskek's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Biskek is ranked 286,887^th in the world and 4^th in Saint Peter Port for Lowest Crime Rates, with 36.94 law-abiding acts per hour.