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The Holy Blue WP Guardian Nation of BIteland

“4 they have sown the wind&they shall reap the whirlwind” Ibrahim Kali

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: the West Pacific

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BIteland

Population45.732 billion

CapitalLogan City
LeaderIbrahim Kali
FaithChristianity

CurrencyBItelandic Dollar
AnimalKangaroo

The Holy Blue WP Guardian Nation of BIteland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Ibrahim Kali with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 45.732 billion BItelandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Logan City. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The frighteningly efficient BItelandian economy, worth a remarkable 6,805 trillion BItelandic Dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 148,821 BItelandic Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children are raised bilingual from an early age, the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles', the government has put a kid glove on the invisible hand of the free market, and welfare funding has recently gone through the roof. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. BIteland's national animal is the Kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

BIteland is ranked 31,458th in the world and 247th in the West Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,324.4042912696 days.

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Largest Populations: 121stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 663rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 816thBest Weather: 935thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,206thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,271stLargest Welfare Programs: 1,292ndNicest Citizens: 1,410thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,557thSafest: 1,625thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,811thHighest Economic Output: 1,908thMost Developed: 2,002ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,066thLowest Crime Rates: 2,314thHighest Food Quality: 2,366thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,498thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,642ndHealthiest Citizens: 2,722ndMost Influential: 2,771stMost Pacifist: 2,944thTop
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Most Inclusive: 3,043rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,219thMost Cultured: 3,344thSmartest Citizens: 4,122ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,905thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,917thLargest Governments: 5,322ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,220thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,066thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,780thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,490thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,034thMost Efficient Economies: 9,492ndTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 18,791stMost Patriotic: 20,857thMost Devout: 21,290thMost Income Equality: 21,949thHighest Average Incomes: 22,637th
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Largest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 11th in the regionBest Weather: 12th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 15th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 16th in the regionSafest: 24th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 26th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 27th in the regionNicest Citizens: 28th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 32nd in the regionMost Influential: 35th in the regionMost Developed: 36th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 38th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 40th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 42nd in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 43rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 46th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 46th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 50th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 52nd in the regionMost Cultured: 54th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 59th in the regionMost Pacifist: 62nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 63rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 70th in the regionLargest Governments: 81st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 88th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 97th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 99th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 114th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 116th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 120th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 152nd in the regionMost Devout: 154th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 175th in the regionMost Patriotic: 194th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 247th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 262nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 401st in the regionMost Income Equality: 404th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : BIteland was endorsed by The Republic of Pushistia.
  • : Following new legislation in BIteland, welfare funding has recently gone through the roof.
  • : Following new legislation in BIteland, the government has put a kid glove on the invisible hand of the free market.
  • : Following new legislation in BIteland, the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles'.
  • : BIteland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Following new legislation in BIteland, children are raised bilingual from an early age.
  • : Following new legislation in BIteland, Ibrahim Kali steals from the rich and gives to the needy.
  • : Following new legislation in BIteland, trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy.
  • : Following new legislation in BIteland, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare.
  • : Following new legislation in BIteland, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'.

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