The Republic of Bitset is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, prohibition of alcohol, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 11.293 billion Bitsetians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 50.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Bitsetian economy, worth 759 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 67,258 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Wandering Bitsetians are known for their one-track minds, teenagers haven't been seen outdoors since the nation reconnected to the Internet, the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament, and orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bitset's national animal is the parrot, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Bitset is ranked 107,522^nd in the world and 2^nd in Qelenia city for Lowest Crime Rates, with 67.08 law-abiding acts per hour.