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The United Socialist States of Bizarrotan

“Yo ho ho Yo ho ho Yo ho ho Yo ho ho Yo ho ho Yo ho ho”

Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: the South Pacific

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Bizarrotan

Population5.834 billion

CapitalFunny Memeland
FaithShіtposting

CurrencyMeme
AnimalPeacock

The United Socialist States of Bizarrotan is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.834 billion Bizarrotanians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Funny Memeland. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Bizarrotanian economy, worth 700 trillion Memes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 120,109 Memes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

This year's televised Budget Forecast has been cancelled because there was already one last year, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy', psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests, and bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of. Crime is totally unknown. Bizarrotan's national animal is the Peacock, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Shіtposting.

Bizarrotan is ranked 82,315th in the world and 3,144th in the South Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 69.05 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,687thMost Pacifist: 2,134thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,256thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,285thTop
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Most Inclusive: 2,454thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,454thNicest Citizens: 2,550thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,830thMost Influential: 2,901stLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,274thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,455thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,277thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,529thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,738thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,021stBest Weather: 5,070thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,489thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,598thSafest: 6,184thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,331stMost Cultured: 7,385thHealthiest Citizens: 7,794thLargest Governments: 8,233rdSmartest Citizens: 8,306thMost Developed: 9,122ndHighest Poor Incomes: 9,772ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,994thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,816thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 13,728thMost Income Equality: 15,402ndMost Rebellious Youth: 16,349thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,114thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,660thMost Valuable International Artwork: 21,924thHighest Average Incomes: 23,464th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 40th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 59th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 59th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 74th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 76th in the regionMost Pacifist: 79th in the regionTop
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Nicest Citizens: 84th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 86th in the regionMost Inclusive: 93rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 123rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 134th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 140th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 150th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 150th in the regionBest Weather: 171st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 188th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 203rd in the regionSafest: 213th in the regionMost Cultured: 222nd in the regionLargest Governments: 224th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 241st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 253rd in the regionMost Developed: 278th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 324th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 339th in the regionMost Influential: 359th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 389th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 392nd in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 408th in the regionNudest: 445th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 489th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 521st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 544th in the regionLargest Populations: 550th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 629th in the regionMost Income Equality: 632nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 699th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 737th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Bizarrotan's influence in The South Pacific fell from "Page" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Following new legislation in Bizarrotan, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of.
  • : Bizarrotan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Gay Panic defense Ban".
  • : Bizarrotan was endorsed by The Commonwealth of The Langburn Islands.
  • : Bizarrotan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Fairness in Collective Bargaining"".
  • : Bizarrotan voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Fairness in Collective Bargaining"".
  • : Bizarrotan voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate The Embassy"".
  • : Following new legislation in Bizarrotan, psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests.
  • : Following new legislation in Bizarrotan, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'.
  • : Following new legislation in Bizarrotan, this year's televised Budget Forecast has been cancelled because there was already one last year.

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