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The United Socialist States of Bizarrotan

“Yo ho ho Yo ho ho Yo ho ho Yo ho ho Yo ho ho Yo ho ho”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Page

Location: the South Pacific

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Bizarrotan

Population2.96 billion

CapitalFunny Memeland
FaithShіtposting

CurrencyMeme
AnimalPeacock

The United Socialist States of Bizarrotan is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.96 billion Bizarrotanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Administration, and Welfare are also considered important, while Defense receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Funny Memeland. The average income tax rate is 88.0%.

The very strong Bizarrotanian economy, worth 251 trillion Memes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is 85,127 Memes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, evasive politicians don't fail to strongly commit to not committing to a course of non-inaction, the wealthiest parts of the country receive the most government spending, and devotion to God is only skin-deep. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Bizarrotan's national animal is the Peacock, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Shіtposting.

Bizarrotan is ranked 146,113th in the world and 5,869th in the South Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -8.37 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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5%
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,664thMost Influential: 2,133rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,461stMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,472ndNicest Citizens: 3,655thMost Pacifist: 3,851stMost Inclusive: 4,228thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,606thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,011thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,040thBest Weather: 6,107thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,171stMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,807thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,337thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,437thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 8,128thLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,399thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,557thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,561stSafest: 8,792ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,800thMost Cultured: 11,292ndHealthiest Citizens: 11,310thSmartest Citizens: 11,849thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,910thNudest: 15,240thLargest Governments: 15,454th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 83rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 123rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 124th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 132nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 135th in the regionMost Pacifist: 139th in the regionMost Inclusive: 142nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 161st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 170th in the regionBest Weather: 194th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 196th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 204th in the regionMost Influential: 217th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 228th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 234th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 236th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 251st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 277th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 280th in the regionSafest: 307th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 310th in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 328th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 346th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 355th in the regionNudest: 364th in the regionLargest Governments: 411th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 456th in the regionMost Stationary: 552nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 605th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Bizarrotan, devotion to God is only skin-deep.
  • : Following new legislation in Bizarrotan, the wealthiest parts of the country receive the most government spending.
  • : Following new legislation in Bizarrotan, evasive politicians don't fail to strongly commit to not committing to a course of non-inaction.
  • : Following new legislation in Bizarrotan, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments.
  • : Following new legislation in Bizarrotan, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Bizarrotanians.
  • : Bizarrotan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments and the Top 10% for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Bizarrotan, park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers.
  • : Following new legislation in Bizarrotan, Bizarrotan's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
  • : Following new legislation in Bizarrotan, there's a lot of mouth-breathers about these days.
  • : Following new legislation in Bizarrotan, citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons.

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