by Max Barry

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The Republic of Bizzie

“Protect, serve, progress.”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: the South Pacific



Population683 million



The Republic of Bizzie is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, zero percent divorce rate, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 683 million Bizzieans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blizz. The average income tax rate is 59.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Bizziean economy, worth 65.3 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 95,655 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

One does not simply walk into the tundra, farting etiquette is taught in schools, the country routinely whitewashes uncomfortable parts of its history, and bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bizzie's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Bizzie is ranked 35,198th in the world and 1,201st in the South Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,186.17 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 801stTop
Most Influential: 2,896thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 10,519thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,805thHealthiest Citizens: 16,964thLowest Crime Rates: 17,432ndLongest Average Lifespans: 17,471stMost Income Equality: 17,501st
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 131st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 277th in the regionMost Influential: 359th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 394th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 501st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 517th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 522nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 523rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 535th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 633rd in the regionBest Weather: 687th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 719th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Bizzie, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes.
  • : Following new legislation in Bizzie, the country routinely whitewashes uncomfortable parts of its history.
  • : Bizzie was endorsed by The Free Land of Harmony Falls.
  • : Bizzie was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate and Most Income Equality.
  • : Following new legislation in Bizzie, farting etiquette is taught in schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Bizzie, one does not simply walk into the tundra.
  • : Following new legislation in Bizzie, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes.
  • : Following new legislation in Bizzie, the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Blizz for fear of causing a fuss.
  • : Bizzie was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Uganda Believers.
  • : Bizzie endorsed The Federation of Minkeslanida.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 177 » Lambdaland, The Filippinas, Malonereich, Bear Connors Paradiso, Pamela And Hepatitis, Mapico, Marinho Islands, Yellunstryer, Jehenna, Curlyhoward, Aidenfieeld, Janapuri, Crystal Creation, Tsunamy, Si-topia, Soem, Abarri, Xandev, Nowa Europa, Land Without Shrimp, Barabarom, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Kiasu-ism, Serendiva, Pax Dracon, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Concrete Slab, Drystar, Nova Montron, Centristvill, The Two Jerseys, Madreia, Earth Orbit, Gecetesse, Linguiniland, New Briantown, The United Expanse, Privatore, Amerion, Native Inhabitants of Antarctica, Darakin, Erinor, Grianal, The Solar System Scope, Sodor and Mann, Cohors Stercore, Volaworand, Fighting Kawi Ninja, Rly8h, Tsvetania, and 127 others.Seliyan progressive Islands, A leftover country, Kazov, Bleakfoot, Lumpov Hasch, Enplatia, Qvait, Southern Numenor, Three Rivia Levr, Aumeltopia, Whimichy, Antarctic Empires, Madhonia, Imperial Duck, WTP All the good names are taken, Rad Asia, GI-Land, Theorin, Calistan, USNE2018, The West Valley Mountains, Mechanocs, Stoniamera, Nordafrik Conclaves, Isokenzar, Yeldarbsland, Wese Zippopiteradgil, Direwolf1, Luddinlande, North Catimestistrianes, Astraee, The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp, PenguinPies, Mariannaland2, Dankstergrad, Ancient Slobovia, Ariankido, Phanama, Nmaeda, Kholdan, Rebel-topia, North Kanuckistan, Floofoland, Nueva Alta California, Lan Inton, South Central Siberia, North Anatnom, Fasire, Aksandria, Uncastania, Nargania, Pays de Loire, Sedunn, Anachronolandia, Rhetiaa, The Drakan Republic, Bergenu, Silberne Wache, Esfalsa, New Aitkenhead Empire, Wyatonians, Sagada, Nothanksbutseriously, Free Rad, Substitute name, Beepee, Tiransia, Posciystein, Escevola, West Bridgeport, Grand Kingdom of Zilean Empire, Quiescent, Agalaesia, Mantas Meow, United Federated States of Omega, Corgitopiaa, Radicalville, Isles of Creckero, Old Highgarden, Farengeto, Realms of Madness, Malastair, Shefino, Flying birdie, Midiana, Wilde-Parker, Doundaly, United Great Holy Empire, Malujia, Bowzania, TubaCoffee, SULILAND, Trichester, Coco Puffs Cereal Nation 2, Greater Scott Islands, ISIS Town, Qawe, House Ahsanul, Avantheim, Bentwaters, The Worst army of, Iym Winterless, Kroumos, Bawkie, Greater Hyrulang, Mona Landia, Terran Draconia, Brivlania, Avalonica, Poshistan, Regne Espanya, Varsil, Massacia, Techganet, Tepertopia, Hutington, Corbastan, New Eponia, FreeFishers, Rabbitz, Tarnik, Evianian, Domen Lespri, Rokl, Morlama Nast, Uganda Believers, and Harmony Falls.

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