“Sex & Violence” Methuselah Ţepeș
|Category: Father Knows Best State|
Regional Influence: Page
Location: the South Pacific
The Vampire Syndicate of Black Ivars is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Methuselah Ţepeș with an iron fist, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 31.907 billion Nosferatus are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crypt. The average income tax rate is 66.6%.
The frighteningly efficient undead economy, worth a remarkable 8,222 trillion blood litres a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 257,713 blood litres, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.
Casino tax breaks are even bigger than their jackpots, troublemakers boast about how many times they have to visit their therapist, many believe that Methuselah Ţepeș's head is big enough for the sun to orbit around it, and squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Black Ivars's national animal is the bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is necromancy.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Black Ivars, squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal.
- : Following new legislation in Black Ivars, many believe that Methuselah Ţepeș's head is big enough for the sun to orbit around it.
- : Black Ivars voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Forced Sterilisation".
- : Black Ivars was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Mapico.
- : Black Ivars was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of Gecetesse.
- : Black Ivars was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Marinho Islands.
- : Black Ivars was endorsed by The Empire of Empa Aserium.
- : Black Ivars was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Black Ivars, troublemakers boast about how many times they have to visit their therapist.
- : Following new legislation in Black Ivars, casino tax breaks are even bigger than their jackpots.
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