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The Please Don't Open That of Bleakfoot

“Outfangthief is Damgudthyng”

Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: the South Pacific

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Bleakfoot

Population1.618 billion

CapitalWinterharbour
LeaderGovernor Laithwaite Canker
FaithNot opening things

Currencyhonk
Animallong pig

The Please Don't Open That of Bleakfoot is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Governor Laithwaite Canker with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 1.618 billion Bleakfeet enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Winterharbour. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Bleakfeese economy, worth 210 trillion honks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 129,882 honks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers, and the government burgles the houses of holidaying citizens. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bleakfoot's national animal is the long pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Not opening things.

Bleakfoot is ranked 182,031st in the world and 6,682nd in the South Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -6.48 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 225thMost Influential: 396thMost Pacifist: 1,442ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,643rdNicest Citizens: 1,763rdTop
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Most Inclusive: 2,182ndLargest Welfare Programs: 2,209thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,705thBest Weather: 3,027thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,082ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,133rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,202ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,366thSafest: 3,639thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,921stLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,200thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,267thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,356thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,578thHealthiest Citizens: 4,884thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,885thMost Developed: 5,276thLargest Governments: 6,916thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,162ndHighest Poor Incomes: 7,234thSmartest Citizens: 7,522ndLowest Crime Rates: 8,059thMost Cultured: 9,051stMost Secular: 9,383rdTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 11,810thMost Income Equality: 12,111thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,644thHighest Average Incomes: 18,809th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 30th in the regionMost Influential: 33rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 48th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 56th in the regionNicest Citizens: 58th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 63rd in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 78th in the regionMost Inclusive: 85th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 88th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 89th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 93rd in the regionBest Weather: 101st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 105th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 110th in the regionSafest: 125th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 132nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 140th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 141st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 141st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 157th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 163rd in the regionMost Developed: 169th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 172nd in the regionLargest Governments: 174th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 210th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 226th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 236th in the regionMost Cultured: 257th in the regionMost Secular: 328th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 330th in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 387th in the regionNudest: 459th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 542nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 567th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 665th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 700th in the region

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