by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics

Advertisement

Spotlight on:

National Flag

The Resting Hordes of Blobon

“What isn't ours, will be ours for Aìba.” Aìbakhan Bobeno

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: The East Pacific

OverviewFactbookDispatchesPoliciesPeopleGovernmentEconomyRankTrendCards

Blobon

Population7.22 billion

CapitalAlbacity
LeaderAìbakhan Bobeno
FaithAìba

CurrencyPlorp
AnimalBee

The Resting Hordes of Blobon is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Aìbakhan Bobeno with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 7.22 billion Blobonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Albacity. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Blobonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,424 trillion Plorps a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 197,316 Plorps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Aìbakhan Bobeno, being sent to collections is more dangerous than ever, all the world's a stage for Blobonian political theatrics, and the government funds large training centres to turn Bees into functioning members of society. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blobon's national animal is the Bee, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Aìba.

Blobon is ranked 54,405th in the world and 760th in The East Pacific for Most Stationary, with 809.6400373856 days.

Top
5%
Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,765thMost Inclusive: 3,965thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,550thLowest Crime Rates: 4,993rdHighest Food Quality: 5,047thLargest Governments: 5,130thNicest Citizens: 5,282ndMost Efficient Economies: 5,355thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,424thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,425thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,560thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,704thMost Developed: 5,772ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,816thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,835thMost Cultured: 6,555thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,849thSmartest Citizens: 7,042ndHealthiest Citizens: 9,338thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,439thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,114thHighest Average Incomes: 10,566thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,270thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,983rdMost Patriotic: 13,225thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,479thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,740thMost Influential: 13,747thTop
10%
Largest Information Technology Sector: 15,024thLargest Retail Industry: 17,835thHighest Economic Output: 19,011thBest Weather: 19,062ndMost Corrupt Governments: 19,264thMost Secular: 21,391stMost Advanced Public Transport: 24,451stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 27,708thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 28,721st
Top
5%
Most Cheerful Citizens: 76th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 95th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 110th in the regionMost Inclusive: 110th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 123rd in the regionLargest Governments: 124th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 125th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 131st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 132nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 133rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 134th in the regionMost Developed: 145th in the regionNicest Citizens: 146th in the regionMost Cultured: 154th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 155th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 161st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 163rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 166th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 182nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 185th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 213th in the regionMost Patriotic: 227th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 229th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 234th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 239th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 253rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 282nd in the regionTop
10%
Most Beautiful Environments: 303rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 318th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 329th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 340th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 414th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 425th in the regionMost Secular: 460th in the regionBest Weather: 463rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 477th in the regionMost Influential: 555th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

More...

Report