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The Anarchy of Blogotopia

“Feck tRump”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Envoy

Location: 10000 Islands

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Blogotopia

Population35.285 billion

CapitalBlogotopia City
LeaderDing Dong Daddy

Currencydoobie
Animalhepcat

The Anarchy of Blogotopia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Ding Dong Daddy with an even hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, anti-smoking policies, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, cheerful population of 35.285 billion Blogotopians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blogotopia City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Blogotopian economy, worth an astonishing 13,416 trillion doobies a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Book Publishing, Tourism, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 380,230 doobies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Everyone wants to be on the guest list for diplomatic parties, the working classes live and die on the fields of the farming communes, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, and a government program is underway to revitalize Blogotopia's beaches. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Blogotopia's national animal is the hepcat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Blogotopia is ranked 13th in the world and 2nd in 10000 Islands for Most Beautiful Environments, with 15,571.09 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

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Most Rebellious Youth: 1stLargest Welfare Programs: 1stMost Advanced Public Education: 1stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4thMost Cultured: 8thMost Influential: 8thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9thMost Secular: 10thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13thMost Beautiful Environments: 13thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15thMost Advanced Public Transport: 21stMost Pacifist: 24thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24thNicest Citizens: 27thMost Inclusive: 30thHighest Crime Rates: 31stLeast Corrupt Governments: 33rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 48thLargest Black Market: 74thMost Armed: 98thBest Weather: 102ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 152ndMost Subsidized Industry: 174thSmartest Citizens: 190thLargest Governments: 207thHighest Economic Output: 232ndHighest Poor Incomes: 247thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 279thHealthiest Citizens: 372ndMost Developed: 473rdLongest Average Lifespans: 529thMost Efficient Economies: 685thHighest Average Incomes: 948thLargest Populations: 1,130thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,320thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,667thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,753rdMost Stationary: 5,717thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,640thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 14,891stMost Income Equality: 18,019thHighest Drug Use: 19,365th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 10th in the regionLargest Populations: 10th in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 12th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 13th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 14th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 23rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 40th in the regionMost Stationary: 47th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 70th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 80th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 83rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 92nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, a government program is underway to revitalize Blogotopia's beaches.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, the working classes live and die on the fields of the farming communes.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, everyone wants to be on the guest list for diplomatic parties.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, the nation is so apathetic that Blogotopians can barely find the energy to bring new issues to the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, Ding Dong Daddy's opponents have adopted dogs to chase away the mailman.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, homophobia is off the menu.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, cars are banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 139 » Creeptopia, Zyrcrestia, Grungerock, Coreras, Tzo, Kyrizstanislav, Spncrgmn, Seantonia, Perzische Keizer, Zeganas, Better Indonesia, North Southumberland, Anollasia, The Soylent Green Party, Brandenbourg-Anhalt, Tycorn, Lacuna, Karlando, The Parandeam, Stroulia, Chip Skylark, Old Atlantica, Slaytania, Colonel Terrosit, Dustwind, Killettland, Hellei, Northern African Sahara, Ironica Butterfly, Maalemzya, Leirkra, Wysrod, Inberdia, Dovant, Uprus, Ignis Cinere, Zopciria, A R V E R N A, Free Land of Rebellium, Northern Nivaria, Vivolkha, Marroc, Ferte, Libertaritaritaritaria, Anisopterra, QuazaFire, Ghiamonga, Evertopia, Yakkandiania, Piscina, and 89 others.Valentian Elysium, Ascended Union, Airday, Zachais, Solarampa, Johnne Green, Republic of Libriano, City of Saint Nicolas, Terra Royaume, Caldorado, The Republic of Osea, Ytvigshill, Medetas, Everrettannia, Galoamar, Namakan, Eppur, Drewish, Great Ranges, Kachikawawa, Calrad, Ali Faridi, Solsevara, Liberdon, Novegia, Islands of Czechia, Galimania, Marxist Germany, Seranis, Makykay, Lundara, Nea Komnenia, Zeklandia, Ner Epiand, Mauryana, The unidet Of life, United States of Island land, Testa, Membatak, Pianaville, Ilfarasia, Clialaad, Rhie, Megistos, Kalldunn, Maconshinbernititte, Ardelenia, Slaughter Machine, Pallas Athenaie, Mat She, Conservative Republic Of Huang, Onfande, Hanbaria, The Galactic American Imperium, Skamor, Katitania, Holma, The Fortem, S Mova Derat, Greater Puptioneberadon, Point Comfort Colony, New Kowloon Bay, Ilvanya, Krystalveil, Lisokyo, Carthegia, Selu-Ahare, Horacellum, The Assembly of Awesomeness, Saint Islaw Wra, Tausend Seen, Renetopia, Zubrowlitz, Tierra de Platanos, Silvedania, Wischland, The Indian Royalty, Artyolae, Samonaemia, The Cheese Puff Islands, Nibi Naabe, Tapperhed, Capea, Richmondroads, Oppressthemville, Yellowjacket, Alemputo, Dorab, and New Kios.

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