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The Anarchy of Blogotopia

“Feck tRump”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Envoy

Location: 10000 Islands

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Blogotopia

Population33.685 billion

CapitalBlogotopia City
LeaderDing Dong Daddy

Currencydoobie
Animalhepcat

The Anarchy of Blogotopia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Ding Dong Daddy with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 33.685 billion Blogotopians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blogotopia City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Blogotopian economy, worth an astonishing 13,076 trillion doobies a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Book Publishing and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 388,202 doobies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash, racial supremacists indulge their wildest fantasies in cinemas and theatres across the nation, all work and no play has rendered the nation's children somewhat intelligent but also remarkably dull, and most of the population has had bad experiences with hoes. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Blogotopia's national animal is the hepcat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Blogotopia is ranked 815th in the world and 13th in 10000 Islands for Highest Average Incomes, with 388,202.72 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Advanced Public Education: 1stMost Rebellious Youth: 1stLargest Welfare Programs: 1stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4thMost Secular: 7thMost Influential: 8thMost Cultured: 9thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12thMost Beautiful Environments: 12thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15thLeast Corrupt Governments: 22ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24thMost Pacifist: 25thNicest Citizens: 26thMost Inclusive: 31stHighest Crime Rates: 32ndLargest Black Market: 41stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 52ndBest Weather: 91stMost Armed: 98thHighest Poor Incomes: 129thHighest Average Tax Rates: 163rdMost Subsidized Industry: 174thSmartest Citizens: 212thLargest Governments: 222ndHighest Economic Output: 227thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 325thHealthiest Citizens: 354thMost Developed: 403rdLongest Average Lifespans: 458thHighest Average Incomes: 815thMost Efficient Economies: 898thLargest Populations: 1,159thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,376thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,430thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,442ndTop
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Most Stationary: 6,014thMost Income Equality: 7,661stLargest Publishing Industry: 8,106thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 10,454th
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Most Secular: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Developed: 9th in the regionLargest Populations: 10th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 11th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 13th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 15th in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 23rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 34th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 39th in the regionMost Income Equality: 50th in the regionMost Stationary: 54th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 118th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 130th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, most of the population has had bad experiences with hoes.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, all work and no play has rendered the nation's children somewhat intelligent but also remarkably dull.
  • : Blogotopia endorsed The Empire of Porymonia.
  • : Blogotopia was endorsed by The Empire of Porymonia.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, racial supremacists indulge their wildest fantasies in cinemas and theatres across the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, late night talk show hosts are having a field day over Ding Dong Daddy's questionably sane new coalition partners.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 149 » Creeptopia, Zyrcrestia, Grungerock, Coreras, Tzo, Seranis, Achiotopia, Testa, Kyrizstanislav, Spncrgmn, Seantonia, Perzische Keizer, Zeganas, Better Indonesia, North Southumberland, Anollasia, Serlone, The Soylent Green Party, Brandenbourg-Anhalt, Tycorn, Lacuna, Karlando, The Parandeam, Stroulia, Chip Skylark, Old Atlantica, Slaytania, Colonel Terrosit, Austral Coast, Dustwind, The Biggles Syndicate, Kebecois, Samonaemia, Killettland, Hellei, Northern African Sahara, Aspistania, Ironica Butterfly, Maalemzya, Leirkra, Wysrod, Inberdia, Eames, Dovant, Echocrimsonia, New Fania, Uprus, Nooooooooooooooo, Kuriko, Ignis Cinere, and 99 others.Zopciria, Tapperhed, Jimjam Goober, A R V E R N A, Tindomelia, Nixtodea, Free Land of Rebellium, Oyste, Northern Nivaria, Vivolkha, Marroc, Lamborghini Murcielago, Evonidiche, Grimmywelsh, Ferte, Flex Lexington, Libertaritaritaritaria, Nogalacia, Vamshi, Anisopterra, QuazaFire, Ghiamonga, Mittal Land, Constantinolia, Krystalveil, Evertopia, Yakkandiania, Piscina, Decent Humans, Valentian Elysium, Ascended Union, Rahatalia, Zuleit, Martunra, Canthos, Blavorth, Discotheque, Airday, Randopian, Zachais, Quemfaria, Whine Psyder, Carbo Nation, Solarampa, Xemja, Neojinkotsu, Jeelung, Johnne Green, Republic of Libriano, Athontia, City of Saint Nicolas, Lesbi, Terra Royaume, AciaciaMont, The Pizza, Caldorado, The Republic of Osea, Nublar Paradox, Ytvigshill, Chocolate Coookies, Alen-roshh, Tsan Derch, Medetas, Everrettannia, Galoamar, Snakeden, Republic of Karskarovyt, Harekoku, Ergandia, Itic, Flying Eagles, Ehrgeizig, Namakan, Lite-Brites, Eppur, Leprechaun Gold, United North American Islands, Drewish, Armatha, Old Tryst, Great Ranges, Ariree, Kachikawawa, Calrad, KaldDalen, The Galactic RepubIlic, Ali Faridi, Solsevara, Anarchals, Liberdon, Novegia, Islands of Czechia, Bailsland, Lisokyo, Vones Monourakal, Maynardio, Bortheria, Mexemincerirenth, and Porymonia.

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