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The Anarchy of Blogotopia

“Bite Me” Ding Dong Daddy

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
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Regional Influence: Envoy

Location: 10000 Islands



Population32.028 billion

CapitalBlogotopia City
LeaderDing Dong Daddy


The Anarchy of Blogotopia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Ding Dong Daddy with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, complete lack of prisons, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 32.028 billion Blogotopians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blogotopia City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Blogotopian economy, worth an astonishing 12,082 trillion doobies a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Book Publishing and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 377,255 doobies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads, scientists earn more grant money for reproducing old experiments than trying anything new, much of Blogotopia's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence, and foreign leaders never seem to want to shake hands with Ding Dong Daddy. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Blogotopia's national animal is the hepcat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Blogotopia is ranked 14,106th in the world and 102nd in 10000 Islands for Most Income Equality, scoring 78.02 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Largest Welfare Programs: 1stMost Advanced Public Education: 1stMost Rebellious Youth: 1stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rdMost Influential: 6thMost Secular: 7thMost Cultured: 10thMost Developed: 11thMost Beautiful Environments: 13thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16thMost Compassionate Citizens: 16thLongest Average Lifespans: 17thHighest Crime Rates: 25thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 27thNicest Citizens: 28thLeast Corrupt Governments: 29thLargest Black Market: 30thMost Inclusive: 39thMost Pacifist: 43rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 61stBest Weather: 88thHighest Poor Incomes: 169thHighest Average Tax Rates: 186thMost Subsidized Industry: 192ndMost Armed: 206thHighest Economic Output: 219thSmartest Citizens: 226thLargest Governments: 269thHealthiest Citizens: 330thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 385thHighest Average Incomes: 704thMost Efficient Economies: 782ndLargest Populations: 1,192ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,536thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,816thMost Stationary: 6,526thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,305thTop
Most Income Equality: 14,106thNudest: 15,329th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 10th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 11th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 14th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 22nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 30th in the regionMost Stationary: 60th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 88th in the regionMost Income Equality: 102nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, foreign leaders never seem to want to shake hands with Ding Dong Daddy.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, much of Blogotopia's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, scientists earn more grant money for reproducing old experiments than trying anything new.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region.
  • : Blogotopia was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Liberal Democratic Socialists".
  • : Blogotopia endorsed The Kingdom of United Cry Pin Saca.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, legislators must raise their hands if they want to speak.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, a degree in Ding Dong Daddy Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers.


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