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The Anarchy of Blogotopia

“Feck tRump”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Envoy

Location: 10000 Islands

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Blogotopia

Population34.071 billion

CapitalBlogotopia City
LeaderDing Dong Daddy

Currencydoobie
Animalhepcat

The Anarchy of Blogotopia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ding Dong Daddy with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 34.071 billion Blogotopians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blogotopia City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Blogotopian economy, worth an astonishing 12,963 trillion doobies a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Book Publishing and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 380,482 doobies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Witnesses have to run a gauntlet of mob enforcers to testify at trials, military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames, halberds are common 18th birthday presents, and the nation is known as the cheapskates of 10000 Islands. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Blogotopia's national animal is the hepcat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Blogotopia is ranked 218,841st in the world and 1,493rd in 10000 Islands for Rudest Citizens, with 4.59 Insults Per Minute.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 1stMost Advanced Public Education: 1stMost Rebellious Youth: 1stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4thMost Influential: 8thMost Cultured: 10thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11thMost Beautiful Environments: 12thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12thMost Secular: 12thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16thMost Advanced Public Transport: 21stMost Pacifist: 24thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 25thLeast Corrupt Governments: 25thNicest Citizens: 26thMost Inclusive: 31stHighest Crime Rates: 32ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 53rdLargest Black Market: 60thBest Weather: 96thMost Armed: 102ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 158thMost Subsidized Industry: 178thHighest Poor Incomes: 181stSmartest Citizens: 201stLargest Governments: 214thHighest Economic Output: 240thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 299thHealthiest Citizens: 352ndMost Developed: 450thLongest Average Lifespans: 510thMost Efficient Economies: 740thHighest Average Incomes: 898thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,124thLargest Populations: 1,159thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,625thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,660thTop
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Most Stationary: 5,956thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,674thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,197thTop
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Most Income Equality: 12,128thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,467th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionBest Weather: 7th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Populations: 10th in the regionMost Developed: 13th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 14th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 15th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 15th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 22nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 32nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 49th in the regionMost Stationary: 50th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 51st in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 89th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 111th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, the nation is known as the cheapskates of 10000 Islands.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, halberds are common 18th birthday presents.
  • : Blogotopia endorsed The Kingdom of The unidet Of life.
  • : Blogotopia was endorsed by The Kingdom of The unidet Of life.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, witnesses have to run a gauntlet of mob enforcers to testify at trials.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, Ding Dong Daddy's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, much of Blogotopia's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, the nation's youth would rather watch paint dry than the news.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 142 » Creeptopia, Zyrcrestia, Grungerock, Coreras, Tzo, Achiotopia, Kyrizstanislav, Spncrgmn, Seantonia, Perzische Keizer, Zeganas, Better Indonesia, North Southumberland, Anollasia, Serlone, The Soylent Green Party, Brandenbourg-Anhalt, Tycorn, Lacuna, Karlando, The Parandeam, Stroulia, Chip Skylark, Old Atlantica, Slaytania, Colonel Terrosit, Austral Coast, Dustwind, The Biggles Syndicate, Kebecois, Samonaemia, Killettland, Hellei, Northern African Sahara, Ironica Butterfly, Maalemzya, Leirkra, Wysrod, Inberdia, Eames, Dovant, Echocrimsonia, New Fania, Uprus, Nooooooooooooooo, Ignis Cinere, Zopciria, Jimjam Goober, A R V E R N A, Tindomelia, and 92 others.Free Land of Rebellium, Oyste, Northern Nivaria, Vivolkha, Marroc, Lamborghini Murcielago, Grimmywelsh, Ferte, Flex Lexington, Libertaritaritaritaria, Nogalacia, Anisopterra, QuazaFire, Ghiamonga, Krystalveil, Evertopia, Yakkandiania, Piscina, Decent Humans, Valentian Elysium, Ascended Union, Rahatalia, Martunra, Canthos, Blavorth, Discotheque, Airday, Zachais, Quemfaria, Solarampa, Neojinkotsu, Johnne Green, Republic of Libriano, City of Saint Nicolas, Lesbi, Terra Royaume, AciaciaMont, The Pizza, Caldorado, The Republic of Osea, Nublar Paradox, Ytvigshill, Chocolate Coookies, Alen-roshh, Tsan Derch, Medetas, Everrettannia, Galoamar, Snakeden, Harekoku, Itic, Namakan, Eppur, Leprechaun Gold, United North American Islands, Drewish, Armatha, Old Tryst, Great Ranges, Ariree, Kachikawawa, Calrad, KaldDalen, THe GaLaCtIc RePuBiLiC, Ali Faridi, Solsevara, Anarchals, Liberdon, Novegia, Islands of Czechia, Bailsland, Lisokyo, Bortheria, Porymonia, Galimania, Marxist Germany, Dystopija, Acvilsol, Apuoxia, HumanSanity, Recon Island, Normsville, Seranis, Makykay, Lundara, Nea Komnenia, Zeklandia, Hellenic Exusia, Suba, Ner Epiand, Mauryana, and The unidet Of life.

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