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The Anarchy of Blogotopia

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Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker

Location: 10000 Islands

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Blogotopia

Population38.237 billion

CapitalBlogotopia City
LeaderDing Dong Daddy

Currencydoobie
Animalhepcat

The Anarchy of Blogotopia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Ding Dong Daddy with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, ban on automobiles, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 38.237 billion Blogotopians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blogotopia City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Blogotopian economy, worth an astonishing 13,546 trillion doobies a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Tourism, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 354,268 doobies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Schools offer a range of lessons in subjects as diverse as The Economics of Bullying for Lunch Money, every week is blindness awareness week, the Blogotopia Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon', and even secular Blogotopians are shouting "Blessed are the cheesemakers!". Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Blogotopia's national animal is the hepcat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Blogotopia is ranked 13,320th in the world and 213th in 10000 Islands for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 9,933.7 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Most Rebellious Youth: 1stLargest Welfare Programs: 1stMost Advanced Public Education: 2ndHighest Food Quality: 7thMost Cultured: 7thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7thMost Secular: 7thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9thMost Influential: 9thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10thMost Beautiful Environments: 14thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15thLeast Corrupt Governments: 20thHighest Crime Rates: 20thNicest Citizens: 22ndMost Pacifist: 27thMost Inclusive: 30thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 44thMost Armed: 46thLargest Black Market: 54thMost Advanced Public Transport: 58thBest Weather: 94thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 229thMost Subsidized Industry: 268thHighest Economic Output: 316thHealthiest Citizens: 336thSmartest Citizens: 347thHighest Average Tax Rates: 370thHighest Poor Incomes: 374thLargest Governments: 572ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 735thMost Developed: 756thLongest Average Lifespans: 840thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,016thLargest Populations: 1,086thMost Efficient Economies: 1,440thHighest Average Incomes: 1,441stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,638thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,761stMost Stationary: 5,032ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,850thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,320thTop
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Most Income Equality: 17,819thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,791st
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 10th in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 21st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 22nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 24th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 26th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 31st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 36th in the regionMost Stationary: 43rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 72nd in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 79th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 128th in the regionNudest: 136th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, even secular Blogotopians are shouting "Blessed are the cheesemakers!".
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, the Blogotopia Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon'.
  • : Blogotopia endorsed The Principality of Aurum Port.
  • : Blogotopia was endorsed by The Principality of Aurum Port.
  • : Blogotopia endorsed The Island Imperium of Markanite.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, every week is blindness awareness week.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, schools offer a range of lessons in subjects as diverse as The Economics of Bullying for Lunch Money.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, new arrivals are asked the location of the Minister of the Interior's birthmark.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, surveillance cameras are banned.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 129 » Creeptopia, Grungerock, Coreras, Kyrizstanislav, Seantonia, Zeganas, Better Indonesia, North Southumberland, Anollasia, The Soylent Green Party, Brandenbourg-Anhalt, Lacuna, Karlando, The Parandeam, Stroulia, Chip Skylark, Old Atlantica, Slaytania, Colonel Terrosit, Dustwind, Killettland, Ironica Butterfly, Maalemzya, Leirkra, Wysrod, Dovant, Free Land of Rebellium, Vivolkha, Ferte, Ghiamonga, Evertopia, Yakkandiania, Piscina, Airday, Zachais, Solarampa, Johnne Green, Republic of Libriano, City of Saint Nicolas, Medetas, Namakan, Kachikawawa, Solsevara, Liberdon, Novegia, Seranis, Nea Komnenia, Zeklandia, Mauryana, The Unidet Of Life, and 79 others.Testa, Membatak, Ilfarasia, Maconshinbernititte, Katitania, Holma, Krystalveil, Tausend Seen, Samonaemia, Grimmywelsh, Greater Theowherveld, Faradova, Cathamye, Hellenic Exusia, Herfenzir, Kaltovar, Macrasetia, Girls Who Say Bruh, Rauensteinland, Empire Of Shield, Coldian, Aquachromia, New Aierlund, The Galactic American Imperium, Denadamelada, Breosia, Hashari Darussalam, The Democratic State Of Josora, Alski, Gal Cradia, Malayn, Immortal Anfield, Fractethyst, Reformed Imperis, Kaprein, Cynpeon, Second Peenadian, Houbur, Western New Yakern, Geonomia, Puffandria, Alathria, United federation of kurdistan, Havesia, Demeters Children, Markanite, Attoree, The Divine Elephant, Rog Mily, Jaegerpondonia, Phello, Saint Nations, Striagro Uspil, Northern African Sahara, Strigberg, Boroii, Derrian Islands, Rotzka, United Atle Lamton, Lisokyo, Archipel Kerguelen, Clialaad, United Kolance, Belistien, Syedians, Pickens Nation, Navarimill, Union of Socialist Irish Republics, Nami Bays, Smantrobiais, Aecor, Austral Imperium, Bricester, Luzfria, Luna Bean, Gepanzerberg, Federal republic of wakanda, Iron Soviet, and Aurum Port.

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