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The Disputed Territories of Blondiesland

“Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis”

Category: Left-Leaning College State
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Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: the South Pacific



Population1.947 billion

CapitalThe Heart of Blondeness
LeaderWeese Ritherspoon


The Disputed Territories of Blondiesland is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Weese Ritherspoon with an even hand, and notable for its lack of airports, infamous sell-swords, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.947 billion Blondieslandians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Environment, and Welfare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Heart of Blondeness. The average income tax rate is 62.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Blondieslandian economy, worth 189 trillion Dongs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 97,077 Dongs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Rumor has it that Weese Ritherspoon has won three lotteries in a row, on-call doctors who check their pagers during movies are banned from cinemas for life, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume, and both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade. Crime is totally unknown. Blondiesland's national animal is the Beast, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Blondiesland is ranked 4,339th in the world and 111th in the South Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 18,211.65 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 491stMost Influential: 879thTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,696thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,339thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,352ndMost Inclusive: 4,749thMost Pacifist: 5,023rdMost Rebellious Youth: 5,833rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,909thNicest Citizens: 6,083rdMost Secular: 6,289thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,954thBest Weather: 8,121stMost Beautiful Environments: 8,384thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,056thSafest: 10,777thMost Cultured: 11,134thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,280thSmartest Citizens: 11,519thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 13,935thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,588thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,972ndHealthiest Citizens: 17,363rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,063rdLongest Average Lifespans: 19,272ndHighest Poor Incomes: 19,509thMost Developed: 20,667th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 73rd in the regionMost Influential: 75th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 111th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 133rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 143rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 162nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 177th in the regionMost Pacifist: 183rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 206th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 206th in the regionMost Secular: 210th in the regionNicest Citizens: 211th in the regionBest Weather: 266th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 274th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 296th in the regionMost Cultured: 323rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 348th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 358th in the regionSafest: 366th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 446th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 446th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 463rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 524th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 549th in the regionMost Developed: 604th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 620th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 633rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Blondiesland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Long-Term Storage Of Produced Waste".
  • : Blondiesland voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Kelssek".
  • : Blondiesland endorsed The Dominion of New Sanet.
  • : Following new legislation in Blondiesland, both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade.
  • : Following new legislation in Blondiesland, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume.
  • : Following new legislation in Blondiesland, on-call doctors who check their pagers during movies are banned from cinemas for life.
  • : Following new legislation in Blondiesland, rumor has it that Weese Ritherspoon has won three lotteries in a row.
  • : Following new legislation in Blondiesland, teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank.
  • : Blondiesland was endorsed by The Dominion of New Sanet.
  • : Blondiesland endorsed The No Pretitle of Esfalsa.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 280 » Erinor, Qvait, Marinho Islands, Aumeltopia, Corgitopiaa, Amerion, Auphelia, Land Without Shrimp, Aidenfieeld, Anserisa, Bleakfoot, Wehraboos, Volaworand, Alaninia, PenguinPies, Yeldarbsland, Farengeto, The Filippinas, Jehenna, Ralphburg, Shefino, Sandaoguo, New Briantown, West Pastafaria, Drugged Monkeys, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Myness, Hanguk-Nippon, Midand, Tsunamy, Andinla, Concrete Slab, Laamiva, Belschaft, Ebonhand, Tepertopia, Abarri, Kandorith, Phanama, Purple Hyacinth, Bartonia Nova, Rebel-topia, Sedunn, Nowa Europa, Proctethia, Vanbella, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Rabbitz, Apartment 11F, Yellunstryer, and 230 others.Doraya, Eskvenn, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Kiasu-ism, Beepee, Rectionk, Lioniel, Bear Connors Paradiso, Darakin, Bawkie, Steampunk Engineers, Los Rodeos, Sthalrim, Havenfell, Soem, The Solar System Scope, Curlyhoward, The Two Jerseys, Tughampton, Pamela And Hepatitis, Tsvetania, The United Expanse, Gymnostan, Sanden, Antarctic Empires, North Kanuckistan, Native Inhabitants of Antarctica, USNE2018, Seliyan progressive Islands, Southern Numenor, The naked people, Japanese Federal Republic, FreeFishers, The Imperial Frost Federation, Crystal Creation, Unidum, Nova Montron, Myndia, Pax Dracon, Yavemaya, Markla, The United Pirate Cities of Flotilla, Bod Wareenaland, Wakandan Tribes, Linden Oak, Berlana, Myhomecountry, Euro Pacifica, Weryalachiressaraxiatopia, Catsonya, Baltenlands, Transtemporal Shifts, A leftover country, Enlightened Australasia, Hakk Fiss, Bergenu, Noire Denholm, Salguod, Cypheri, Isokenzar, Si-topia, Hypersensible Crybabies, Fighting Kawi Ninja, Bumblegaria, Poopisiya, Blaash, North Catimestistrianes, Fasire, Zaelith, Kholdan, Three Rivia Levr, Centristvill, Privatore, Canmore, Avalonica, Escevola, Cuuldere, Maximvs Tarvgvs Rex, Page 53, East Mantis, RestartAll, Abyssal Phantasm, The West Valley Mountains, Calistan, Holy Free, Western Fardelshufflestein, Playing Pianos Filled With Flames, South Blossom, Tioloman, Turks of The Eastern Calculus, Holota, Treir, Terran Draconia, Dis7Nation, Maeiland, Aresten, Menesynchro, Operahouse, Ceutalia, Trotkys paradise, New Goldman, Oreo States, SHAYTAN UKHIROSS, Farelonia, Isle of Glastonbury, Synarion, Unielvan Millorvium, United Irradiated Impact Craters, Kafeine, Doss Kingly, Bohenia, Dereistic, Pi Ttamgwa Nunmul, Republik Hintonia, Direwolf1, St Oaks, Utondara, Hyenhnam, Grianal, Armonitopia, Barkorth, Martzian, Wallechi, Sacal, Truskawkoland, Lionstrapower, WeedCocaineDrugs, Freavia, South Western Korea, Unojo, Scu Greinne, Levistian, WI SD EA D, Monstrous Island, New Itomorii, Rosdrikk, Qawe, East Nagaland, LadyRebels, The Altan, North Lauchyperpsonity, Seythennia, Yeses, Enplatia, House Ahsanul, Aoz, Jammlandia, Eddonia, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Borielo, Centia Deran, Doge Land, Zosnor, Shuckle Empire, Bichedder, The Stolen Lands, Federated Westamerica, Vardanfel, Depressed Nation, River Fork, The ColdWyvernian Undead, St Scurry and Jelly, Ipugao, Arkannadia, Tobalien, Rubelios, Greater Scottdascoda, NIGHTRAY, Luilekkerlandt, SteamPunk Squirrels, Libedistan, Weissmans, Westenhald, Uvalor, Erfton, Storalia, Carrelie, Steviland, Doundaly, Of South America, Eashenn, Phroggie, Lyland, Eutraya, Gonrati, Noimosini, Skaladoria, The United Australian States, Fission, Twoole, Amsterdam VIII, Freedoom, Populaa, Drugged up Kitties, United States of Mitch, Corumdema, Breizlovakia, Oxyliteral, Ethoodly, Alambar, Hawaiian Pizzas, Arizona2, Vexyn, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Riozo, JavaSiege, Xarbraden, Swannny, Daniels Hall, Rhetiaa, Karesea, Beblahbleblo, Paganan, Agletgreenia, Kaleidescooptopia, New Enroth, Podunkia, Tyflugian, The Founding Citadel, Astiaveth, Eastern Mekong, Anatasha, Bundeskara, Green Sofia, Solanosco, Galebland, Danily, Esfalsa, Drew Durrnil, and New Sanet.

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