Category: New York Times Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Average |
Economy: Good |
Political Freedoms: Excellent |
Regional Influence: Power
Location: Night Rise
Population | 21.732 billion |
Capital | Blondstown |
Leader | Miss Tine Tine |
Faith | The Worship of Tines |
Currency | Euro |
Animal | vixen |
The Anomaly of Blonds is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Miss Tine Tine with a fair hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 21.732 billion Blondsians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Public Transport, Environment, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blondstown. The average income tax rate is 25.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The Blondsian economy, worth 911 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Gambling, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 41,960 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.
Sex offenders find themselves cut off from the ability to repeat their crimes, the government is giving peace a chance, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast, and public nudity is compulsory. Crime is well under control. Blonds's national animal is the vixen, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Worship of Tines.
Blonds is ranked 135,782nd in the world and 3rd in Night Rise for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Blonds was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential and Most Stationary.
- : Blonds was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
- : Blonds was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
- : Blonds was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Survivors.
- : Blonds was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Blonds was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Blonds was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Blonds was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Blonds's influence in Night Rise rose from "Powerbroker" to "Power".
- : Blonds was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from The Most Serene Republic of Holy Meguca Meduka Empire, infecting 39 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!