The HM Supreme Birb of Bloopersfield is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 4.999 billion Birbizens are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 44.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Bloopersfieldian economy, worth 209 trillion Birbcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 41,859 Birbcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bloopersfield's national animal is the Birb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bloopersfield is ranked 129,581^st in the world and 11^th in Bloopsjooj for Largest Black Market, with 230 billion Standard Monetary Units.