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The Triarchy of Blumeland

“Peace and Unity we choose.” High Lords Ugoi Reyu and Aon

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: The United Federations



Population3.372 billion

LeaderHigh Lords Ugoi Reyu and Aon


The Triarchy of Blumeland is a massive, safe nation, ruled by High Lords Ugoi Reyu and Aon with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 3.372 billion Asoi are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Law & Order, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yosae. The average income tax rate is 70.8%.

The large but inefficient Asoan economy, worth 148 trillion Bucs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 44,032 Bucs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Asoi seem to be catching more chills, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, children are disappointed to learn that cavemen never had a yabba-dabba-doo time riding dinosaurs to work, and theories abound over why conspiracy theorists are being arrested. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blumeland's national animal is the Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is None.

Blumeland is ranked 170,592nd in the world and 141st in The United Federations for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -6.32 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Most Pacifist: 8,484thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,689thMost Influential: 9,813thTop
Safest: 11,965thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,355thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,869thNicest Citizens: 14,145thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,749thMost Secular: 17,893rdBest Weather: 17,969thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,550thLargest Publishing Industry: 18,921stMost Authoritarian: 20,249th
Most Pacifist: 13th in the regionSafest: 14th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 15th in the regionMost Stationary: 17th in the region

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