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The Free Land of BlurpleKek

“I'll scratch your bush if you scratch mine, capice?”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: The Glorious Nations of Iwaku

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BlurpleKek

Population10.949 billion

CapitalRoger Waters
LeaderPorl
FaithStoneism

CurrencySlave
AnimalBlurpleKek

The Free Land of BlurpleKek is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Porl with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.949 billion BlurpleKekians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Roger Waters. The average income tax rate is 91.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient BlurpleKekian economy, worth a remarkable 2,066 trillion Slaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 188,727 Slaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR, victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Porl to meetings with foreign heads of state, and scientists have great chemistry with their subjects. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. BlurpleKek's national animal is the BlurpleKek, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Stoneism.

BlurpleKek is ranked 14,133rd in the world and 27th in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Most Stationary, with 1,842.28394593752 days.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,619thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,774thMost Inclusive: 1,987thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,162ndMost Pacifist: 2,332ndSafest: 2,343rdNicest Citizens: 2,527thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,566thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,594thMost Secular: 2,635thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,673rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,861stHighest Food Quality: 2,862ndTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 3,875thMost Cultured: 4,826thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,919thHealthiest Citizens: 4,949thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,995thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,314thMost Developed: 5,770thSmartest Citizens: 5,984thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,060thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,868thLargest Governments: 7,876thBest Weather: 7,925thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,985thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,212thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,464thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,136thMost Efficient Economies: 11,780thHighest Economic Output: 11,848thLowest Crime Rates: 11,898thHighest Average Incomes: 12,011thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,591stMost Stationary: 14,133rdTop
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Most Influential: 15,287thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 22,522ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 24,271stMost Subsidized Industry: 24,390th
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Least Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionMost Pacifist: 6th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 9th in the regionSafest: 9th in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 10th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 10th in the regionNicest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 13th in the regionMost Inclusive: 13th in the regionMost Secular: 14th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 16th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in BlurpleKek, scientists have great chemistry with their subjects.
  • : Following new legislation in BlurpleKek, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Porl to meetings with foreign heads of state.
  • : Following new legislation in BlurpleKek, victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians.
  • : Following new legislation in BlurpleKek, vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR.
  • : Following new legislation in BlurpleKek, a passport is literally priceless.
  • : Following new legislation in BlurpleKek, tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the BlurpleKek Blood Tithe.
  • : Following new legislation in BlurpleKek, more money is spent on policing the welfare system for abuse than on the welfare system itself.
  • : Following new legislation in BlurpleKek, the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces".
  • : Following new legislation in BlurpleKek, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak.
  • : Following new legislation in BlurpleKek, libraries have replaced overdue book fines with mandatory mental health assessments.

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