The Heartland of Bogomoln is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Ben Alexander with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 22.441 billion Togodim have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Birat Shaindel. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Bogomolni economy, worth a remarkable 8,552 trillion Nashi Dengis a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 381,124 Nashi Dengis, with the richest citizens earning 8.5 times as much as the poorest.

Colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Bogomolni Liberator", it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park, and no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Bogomoln's national animal is the praying mantis, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Li Orah.

Bogomoln is ranked 40,529^th in the world and 132^nd in 10000 Islands for Most Patriotic, with 36.58 flags saluted per person per day.