The District of Bogota is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by privy council chairman with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, punitive income tax rates, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 24.153 billion Bogotans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. The average income tax rate is 67.0%.

The all-consuming Bogotan economy, worth a remarkable 1,429 trillion juno aurums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 59,168 juno aurums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Bogota's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers, Bogota has designated District City as its capital city, Privy council chairman has just been declared ruler of Bogota in an international press conference, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bogota's national animal is the quick pink fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bogota is ranked 80,619^th in the world and 1^st in Bogota for Lowest Crime Rates, with 68.45 law-abiding acts per hour.