The Republic of Bohenia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Apprai with a fair hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, keen interest in outer space, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.223 billion Bohenians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Quana. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Bohenian economy, worth a remarkable 2,571 trillion Qins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 251,563 Qins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth, tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread, criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison, and relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bohenia's national animal is the Red Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Anime.

Bohenia is ranked 237,875^th in the world and 3,861^st in the South Pacific for Most Authoritarian, with 423.48 milliStalins.