Category: Corrupt Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Below Average |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Regional Influence: Apprentice
Location: The League
Population | 3.612 billion |
Capital | Phlembelch |
Leader | God-Emperor Sklue Goefoe Fingledang |
Faith | Skluethleck |
Currency | schnuckle |
Animal | great bonkbonkian explosive worm |
The Best Nation of Bonkbonk is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by God-Emperor Sklue Goefoe Fingledang with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, complete lack of prisons, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.612 billion bonkbonkians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Administration, Law & Order, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Phlembelch. The average income tax rate is 82.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient bonkbonkian economy, worth 684 trillion schnuckles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 189,615 schnuckles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Children have nightmares about the eerie red glow and constant whirring of newly-installed machines, medical staff can legally quiet people who ask for a second helping of Salisbury steak, cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes, and dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bonkbonk's national animal is the great bonkbonkian explosive worm and its national religion is Skluethleck.
Bonkbonk is ranked 88,197th in the world and 40th in The League for Most Stationary, with 517.84232830292 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Bonkbonk was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Following new legislation in Bonkbonk, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission.
- : Following new legislation in Bonkbonk, cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes.
- : Following new legislation in Bonkbonk, medical staff can legally quiet people who ask for a second helping of Salisbury steak.
- : Following new legislation in Bonkbonk, children have nightmares about the eerie red glow and constant whirring of newly-installed machines.
- : Following new legislation in Bonkbonk, the nation's new religious police burn blasphemers on bonfires of their own books.
- : Bonkbonk voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Statistical Data Practice".
- : Following new legislation in Bonkbonk, AI citizens are criticized for being robotic.
- : Following new legislation in Bonkbonk, it's entirely possible foreign diplomats misheard when Bonkbonk offered the words "peace be upon you".
- : Following new legislation in Bonkbonk, no true communist is an unbeliever.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 16 » Creeperopolis, Osimiria, Qaratoprok, Tosara, Avengis, DragonBorn Clan, Quezo, Pithygd, Pan de Rosas, Neo-Malaysia, Aidax, Targetwest, Exitodia, Tiernesia, AngelStitch, and AAAHHHchooo.