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The Republic of Boogie Chillen

“Ain't no Heaven, Ain't no Burning Hell” Mr Lucky

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Page

Location: Hippy Haven

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Boogie Chillen

Population13.769 billion

CapitalJohnLee
LeaderMr Lucky
FaithPastafarianism

CurrencyHooker
AnimalCrawlin King Snake

The Republic of Boogie Chillen is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mr Lucky with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.769 billion Boogie Chillun are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Social Policy, Industry, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of JohnLee. The average income tax rate is 87.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Boogie Chillian economy, worth a remarkable 2,082 trillion Hookers a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 151,275 Hookers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students, parents often leave their kids in the car while they attend mindfulness meditation sessions, and funeral mourners ridesharing with the deceased are encouraged to sit on the coffin to save room. Crime is totally unknown. Boogie Chillen's national animal is the Crawlin King Snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Boogie Chillen is ranked 35,780th in the world and 22nd in Hippy Haven for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.

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Most Compassionate Citizens: 717thMost Pacifist: 771stLeast Corrupt Governments: 778thNicest Citizens: 850thHealthiest Citizens: 1,071stLongest Average Lifespans: 1,544thSafest: 1,561stTop
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Most Cultured: 1,866thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,719thMost Inclusive: 2,734thMost Developed: 2,917thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,127thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,541stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,149thSmartest Citizens: 4,476thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,569thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,793rdLargest Welfare Programs: 4,894thBest Weather: 4,912thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,143rdMost Efficient Economies: 5,538thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,493rdHighest Economic Output: 6,640thLowest Crime Rates: 6,741stMost Beautiful Environments: 7,538thMost Secular: 7,637thLargest Governments: 7,816thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,529thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 9,349thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,712thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,877thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,996thHighest Average Incomes: 12,981stLargest Populations: 14,575thMost Income Equality: 16,658th
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Nicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Boogie Chillen, funeral mourners ridesharing with the deceased are encouraged to sit on the coffin to save room.
  • : Following new legislation in Boogie Chillen, parents often leave their kids in the car while they attend mindfulness meditation sessions.
  • : Following new legislation in Boogie Chillen, history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students.
  • : Following new legislation in Boogie Chillen, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary.
  • : Following new legislation in Boogie Chillen, young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield.
  • : Following new legislation in Boogie Chillen, more than one company makes the board game Monopoly.
  • : Boogie Chillen's influence in Hippy Haven rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Following new legislation in Boogie Chillen, a bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted.
  • : Following new legislation in Boogie Chillen, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order.
  • : Following new legislation in Boogie Chillen, the government denies that it has an agency overseeing plausible deniability of black-ops agencies.

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