The Based Defender of Bootyswana is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Horizon with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 4.12 billion Bootyswanans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gaborone. The average income tax rate is 63.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bootyswanan economy, worth 626 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 151,995 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience, bad punctuation has come to a full stop, most households' childcare costs are higher than their mortgage payments, and the National Art Gallery's newest exhibit is the 500-year-old Luna Lisa. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Bootyswana's national animal is the Shiba Inu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Bootyswana is ranked 47,897^th in the world and 88^th in The League for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 55,022.34 Standard Monetary Units.