The Most Serene United Kingdom of Bordoria is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Leopold III with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 43.188 billion Bordorians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Victoria City. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Bordorian economy, worth an astonishing 10,022 trillion Bordorian ₣rancs a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 232,074 Bordorian ₣rancs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history, Bordorians seem to be catching more chills, gossip magazines have pictures of Emperor Leopold III sunbathing on the beach with political rivals, and sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations. Crime is totally unknown. Bordoria's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Bordoria is ranked 3,623^rd in the world and 4^th in Autropolis for Lowest Crime Rates, with 124.75 law-abiding acts per hour.